Quote: LIME5000 @ September 13 2009, 4:45 PM BSTThe BCG.
A monthly mag filled to the brim with wankers and their output.
In this week's issue, Lime5000 takes us on a personal journey into his long suffering battle with Tourettes.
In next week's issue, Lime5000 randomly calls someone a 'bumface' and no hilarity ensues.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 13 2009, 6:07 PM BSTJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!!
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! 
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ September 13 2009, 5:47 PM BSTExchange And Marr
That sounds like they're bringing back Multi-coloured Swap Shop with Andrew Marr in the chair instead of Noel Edmunds.
Check point.
For people who can't spell and like to point at people from the Czeck republic.
The Daley Weakly Monthly
A magazine which focuses on the age-related muscle wastage issues of former Olympian Daley Thompson.
Writhing Magazine
A publication for aspiring authors who need to work on their spelling.
Chicks Are Weird Magazine -
80 glossy pages full of celebrity adultery, crippling disfigurements, rape, incest, deformed babies, domestic abuse and a thousand other unbelievably depressing subjects which you can drool over salaciously whilst self righteously judging the participants / victims.
Issue One comes with a free knitting pattern!
Quote: sootyj @ September 13 2009, 10:27 PM BSTCheck point.
For people who can't spell and like to point at people from the Czeck republic.
With you 'editing'?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 13 2009, 10:57 PM BSTChicks Are Weird Magazine -
80 glossy pages full of celebrity adultery, crippling disfigurements, rape, incest, deformed babies, domestic abuse and a thousand other unbelievably depressing subjects which you can drool over salaciously whilst self righteously judging the participants / victims.
Issue One comes with a free knitting pattern!
Issues 2 and 3 each have a free knitting needle - perfect for making a hole in his condom and thus getting more benefits.
Posted elsewhere but I had to put it here too. 
So is the poster of Ellie or Tim?
Quote: zooo @ September 15 2009, 1:00 AM BSTSo is the poster of Ellie or Tim?
Good question - let's just say it's double-sided so both the boys and gals get some fun. 
Quote: Tuumble @ September 15 2009, 12:57 AM BSTPosted elsewhere but I had to put it here too.
Very good. 
One day, when Time name me their 'Man Of The Year', this will be doubly ironic. 
*sniffs self*
Tim Walker Texas Ranger.
Magazine to accompany the popular Bravo series about Texas's top lawman; a comedic anaethatist from Limey land. This week Tim sniffs out some crime (at least that's what he claims he's doing) before wheel kicking someone in slow motion.
That David Mitchell look in.
3,000,000 pages on every one's favourite, erudite polymath who isn't Stephen Fry. This issue comes with free nice purple shirt.