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Bust, Nude (not porn), and other indie stuff.
Worst idea for a magazine Page 3
Quote: sootyj @ September 13 2009, 12:10 PM BSTThis week Jim Jung Il's recipe for shortbread.
Kim Jung Il... brother of Jan Jung Il of Screenplay Productions (not a lot of people know that).
Jim Jung was the least talented of the Jung dynasty. He was the Ringo Starr of genocide.
That makes Kim Jung, Paul McCartney then? Because there's always these rumours that he's dead.
Only inside, Tim. Only inside.
Ah yes Paul McCartney - I'v e always belived he is my wife's father.
All she knows about him is that he was called Paul and he moved around a lot.
She got that from the one meeting she had with her real mother about 20 years ago.
So I've obviously put 2 and 2 together and made close to a billion!
From what I can tell over the years from talking to Scouse men (of a certain age), John Lennon's school must have been f**king massive, as it seems every bloke of his generation went to school with him.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 13 2009, 3:54 PM BSTFrom what I can tell over the years from talking to Scouse men (of a certain age), John Lennon's school must have been f**king massive, as it seems every bloke of his generation went to school with him.
According to a friend of mine who is, ahem, 'ex-army', the balcony of the Iranian Embassy is of similar proportions.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 13 2009, 4:05 PM BSTAccording to a friend of mine who is, ahem, 'ex-army', the balcony of the Iranian Embassy is of similar proportions.
That's the building the beatles did that gig on the roof isn't it?
Catolics
Distributed to cat loving Catholics.
Quote: bigfella @ September 13 2009, 4:14 PM BSTThat's the building the beatles did that gig on the roof isn't it?
I assume it was the Iranian Embassy siege.
Out of Focus.
For shortsighted scifi fans.
The Radio end of Times.
Milenialist TV guide on how Satan will use EastEnders to destroy us all.
Quote: Curt @ September 13 2009, 4:26 PM BSTCatolics
Distributed to cat loving Catholics.
Nice.
Also
The MDMA Tablet.
For Catholic ravers.
The Watch Tower of Power.
For confused Jehovis Witness's with sore bottoms.
Carrot Lovers Weekly
Feature: In search of the legendary blue carrot.
Prob Page: Help! My bf's a carrot and I wanted a turnip. What do I do?
Ans: Hmmm... It's his orangeness isn't it? C'mon be honest!
The BCG.
A monthly mag filled to the brim with wankers and their output.
Decapitation Daily
The essential and easy guide for the 21st Century
You see that's exactly what I'm talking about.