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Who do you prefer? Page 6

Quote: Ben @ September 12 2009, 8:02 PM BST

Even the SodaStream ones?!

No. Panda Pops and Rola Cola also suck ass. When my friend got Soda Stream, I was so jealous, in my eyes he'd stumbled upon Silverado and no more would he actually have to go to the shop and pay money for his pop.

And then I found out, you had to keep buying the bits and pieces and that it wasn't a limitless supply of free 'fizzy'. :(

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 12 2009, 8:06 PM BST

When my friend got Soda Stream, I was so jealous, in my eyes he'd stumbled upon Silverado and no more would he actually have to go to the shop and pay money for his pop.

And then I found out, you had to keep buying the bits and pieces and that it wasn't a limitless supply of free 'fizzy'. :(

28 years old you was.

Quote: Ben @ September 12 2009, 8:07 PM BST

28 years old you was.

And then I got off the bus because I was one of the teachers. No it was many, many years ago but it's now been superceded by the home brewing kits.

'Here, try this.'

'Yuck! What is it?'

'It's beer I made myself, works out at 6p a pint.'

'6p? Mmm, beerlicious.'

Quote: bigfella @ September 12 2009, 5:06 PM BST

I'm surprised I could sleep - and I used to get terriable acid in the night.

Ooh Aaron, maybe that's why you can't sleeeep.

I think I heart Renegade Carpark.

Quote: Ben @ September 12 2009, 8:11 PM BST

I think I hate Renegade Carpark.

:O Teary

Quote: zooo @ September 12 2009, 8:11 PM BST

Ooh Aaron, maybe that's why you can't sleeeep.

Are you sure it'd not because you sleep topless?

Quote: zooo @ September 12 2009, 8:11 PM BST

Ooh Aaron, maybe that's why you can't sleeeep.

Or it's because you're tugging him relentlessly.

Quote: Ben @ September 12 2009, 8:14 PM BST

Or it's because you're tugging him relentlessly.

Or maybe his Borg alcove is malfunctioning?

Ok, who's next?

:D

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 12 2009, 7:42 PM BST

They won't be for long. Seriously fizzy drinks, especially ones with sugars will cause very bad tooth erosion.

I know - but pretty much everything's like that. My teeth have been fine so far. Perhaps I should get 'em all removed and go for dentures straight away. Much easier!

Quote: Paul W @ September 12 2009, 7:57 PM BST

Aaron word to the wise mate, I used to be on 2 litres (if not more) a day when I was at my largest and it aint pretty.

I would advise cutting back a little, it is addictive and real bad for your health.

When I stopped drinking it, I felt loads better and lost half a stone in a week! You can tell me to mind my own business but it's just a sound word of advise.

Really does f**k you up after a couple of years...

Whatever works for you! I may very well be addicted, but I feel just fine, and really highly doubt I could lose any weight at all. If I ever find anything else to drink, I'll let you know...

Quote: Ben @ September 12 2009, 8:04 PM BST

I went out the other night and only had one beer. For the rest of the night, I had Diet Coke. I ended up feeling as though I had Angina. Plus, I couldn't sleep.

What do you expect with all of those sweetners?

Quote: zooo @ September 12 2009, 8:11 PM BST

Ooh Aaron, maybe that's why you can't sleeeep.

Nah, that's just because I do absolutely nothing during the day.

Quote: Scottidog @ September 12 2009, 8:05 PM BST

You sound like the Amy Winehouse of the MacDonalds Saturday Parties.

McDonald's*

Quote: Paul W @ September 12 2009, 7:57 PM BST

Aaron word to the wise mate, I used to be on 2 litres (if not more) a day when I was at my largest and it aint pretty.

I would advise cutting back a little, it is addictive and real bad for your health.

When I stopped drinking it, I felt loads better and lost half a stone in a week! You can tell me to mind my own business but it's just a sound word of advise.

Really does f**k you up after a couple of years...

I can vouch for that having been in the same boat. If anything, it messes up your skin and causes massive headaches. If I have too much caffine now, I end up in pain!

Quote: bigfella @ September 12 2009, 4:59 PM BST

At the time I slammed on a lot of my weight I was going through about 20 cans.

I would literally finish one and open another.

I got off it about three years ago - it didn't stop me gaining weight though, I replaced it with more food.

But I was addicted. :(

I look back in horror at what I used to put away!

Cures my headaches!

I shouldn't drink so much Diet Coke, but what else is yummy that I can replace it with?
Nothingggggggggggggggggggggggg.

I sometimes drink water, juice, or milk, but nothing is as nice as Coke, and that's a fact.

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