Tax Amendments

The only thing that the Government has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts! HOWEVER, effective Oct 1st, 2009, the penis will now be taxed according to size:

The brackets are as follows:

* 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00
* 8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00
* 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00
* 3 - 5 "Nuisance Tax $30.00
* Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
* Anyone under 3" is eligible for a tax refund.

Please do not ask for an extension!!!!

Mine's so small, it's an 'inny'

$250?! Blimey.

Quote: Aaron @ September 10 2009, 10:00 PM BST

$250?! Blimey.

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Is that what you owe or a refund?

It's one instance where I'm in danger of becoming a millionaire.

Quote: Aaron @ September 10 2009, 10:00 PM BST

$250?! Blimey.

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Students don't have to pay anything.

And if you use it in the line of your work, you can probably claim most of it back anyway.

I am, thankfully, no longer student scum.

(Now I'm just scum.)

1st October?

F**k me!

We haven't got long to convert the currency to dollars then!

Quote: Aaron @ September 10 2009, 10:12 PM BST

(Now I'm just scum.)

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Surely not!

Tax refund here I come...

Quote: SlagA @ September 10 2009, 9:58 PM BST

Mine's so small, it's an 'inny'

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Will there be a fine for exaggerating?? There should be....

Exaggerating = fine.