Hallo.... I am the Comedy Guy. I work in, you know - comedy. I'm not one to have much of a presence on the web but incredibly - here I am. 
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Hello there. 
Howdy.
Welcome to the BCG.
Welcome to the BCG. Work in comedy, eh? Well, spending some time here will give you a well-deserved break from all that laughter. 
Hiya!
Hey there! 