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I do find you very funny Renegade but I would be shocked if you were under the age of seventy.

Hehe.
He don't like them dirty furrigners.

Quote: Ronnie Anderson @ September 10 2009, 5:00 PM BST

I do find you very funny Renegade

That's one! Now, if only I can convince the rest of Britain and the BBC that your views are representative of the populace at large, I'd be a mega squillion-airre and then it would be off to Johnny Ross' house for coke and bumming parties.

Quote: zooo @ September 10 2009, 5:04 PM BST

Hehe.
He don't like them dirty furrigners.

I like the dirty ones.

*I felt all Chipolate there - hey! What's he doing in my room?!*

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 10 2009, 5:09 PM BST

That's one! Now, if only I can convince the rest of Britain and the BBC that your views are representative of the populace at large, I'd be a mega squillion-airre and then it would be off to Johnny Ross' house for coke and bumming parties.

I like the dirty ones.

*I felt all Chipolate there - hey! What's he doing in my room?!*

I think Chip has mind melded with you. Scary stuff. Last time he did that with me I woke with my tongue superglued to Gary Glitters sequins

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 10 2009, 5:09 PM BST

then it would be off to Johnny Ross' house for coke and bumming parties.

Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ September 10 2009, 8:41 AM BST

Many people believe that reality TV shows exploit participants who are desperate for fame and fortune - but there's no doubt that these wannabes got more than they bargained for.
Nine young women who were chasing the celebrity lifestyle were tricked into entering a fake 'Big Brother' house.

Victims: Some of the girls who were tricked into entering the house, thinking they would become famous
Instead of their antics being beamed to a worldwide audience, images of them naked were sold on the internet by a gang of men in Istanbul.

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The women, aged 16 to 24, were told they would have to stump up £20,000 if they wanted to leave the luxury villa in Turkey.

They had all answered an internet advert looking for contestants for a new show called Somebody's Watching You.

The luxury villa used for the fake show
At first they were delighted with the secluded paradise - which came complete with swimming pool - but they became suspicious when they were not given any tasks and no one was evicted.

The group received supplies of food but there were no regular 'Big Brother' updates and no diary room.

Police were finally called at the weekend by anxious parents who realised their daughters were not being screened on any television programme or TV company website.

Real life drama: A man is arrested after the women are rescued from the luxury villa
When officers arrived at the villa they could hear the girls calling for help from inside. A Turkish man was arrested at the villa and charged with kidnap and extortion.

Detectives believe a group of men was involved and are investigating whether videos as well as pictures of the women were sold online.

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