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Sexual Innuendos Page 7

Being dyslexic I find C*ntdown really hard. I can not thank Rachel Riley enough for her helping hand in getting me to the solution quickly. The race against that really big clock is thrilling at time. It should make a noise like a big donger when it's done, just like big Ben does. He's my husband.

Well God would be no good at building a motor car - look at the mess he made when he created woman. I mean I ask you, fancy putting the ignition and exhaust right next to each other. >_<

\well this one's managing to stay up there anyway
Although it drops down from time to time

Steve Sunshine loves nothing better than digging up a long dead one to have one more go on it...

Bum p

"Mic check, mic check, hello, hello 1,2 1,2 Erm 'scuse me mate, am I turned on?"

I think this thread is disgusting. I can't wait for it to go down.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 19th August 2015, 9:40 PM BST

Bum p

"Bum P?" Who's him/her? Would they approve?

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