Sexual Innuendos Page 6
All of the recent spammers have been from India or Pakistan. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
Quote: Aaron @ September 12 2009, 7:35 PM BSTAll of the recent spammers have been from India or Pakistan. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
I'm pretty sure Enoch Powell said that in his 'Rivers of blood' speech...
I'm certain that he didn't.
Thought I'd stick this back up
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 18th August 2015, 12:25 PM BSTThought I'd stick this back up
I can't think of anything, it's realy hard.
Quote: Nick Nockerty @ 18th August 2015, 12:27 PM BSTI can't think of anything, it's realy hard.
Something to cool you down...............or not. 
Ann Widdecombe
(She's a virgin you know 
)
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Ann Widdecombe
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I shall repeat what someone said to me as a young lad when I boasted of a conquest with a girl that was not too bonny and claimed to be a virgin.
"I'm not f****** surprised"
My thick mate got married recently, but the bride's father was taken ill on the wedding day. She (an old flame) asked me if I would give her away and was so pleased when I said I would, she said she would let me take her up the aisle.
So I did - once before the ceremony and officially at the actual wedding.
I had to lend Mrs Will Cam's car today when I went fishing. The car was so full of junk that I couldn't fit all my stuff in the rear seat so I had to ram my tackle in through her back door.
I have always been hard with immigrants but I have now gone soft after coming across an asylum seeker.
The Krays were doubly hard when alive, even stiffer now they're dead. Ann Widdecombe would have softened them up (even Ronnie). Fluffed them up she would.
I have to go for a whole hour without making any cheap sexual innuendoes. It's long and hard but I'll pull it off.
spermatozoon
/sper·ma·to·zo·on/ (-zo?'on) pl. spermatozo?'a sperm; a mature male germ cell, which fertilizes the oocyte in sexual reproduction and contains the genetic information for the zygote from the male. Spermatozoa, formed in the seminiferous tubules, are derived from spermatogonia, which first develop into spermatocytes; these in turn produce spermatids by meiosis, which then differentiate into spermatozoa.spermatozo?'al
Well that's a mouthful!
Quote: playfull @ 19th August 2015, 10:29 AM BSTspermatozoon
/sper·ma·to·zo·on/ (-zo?'on) pl. spermatozo?'a sperm; a mature male germ cell, which fertilizes the oocyte in sexual reproduction and contains the genetic information for the zygote from the male. Spermatozoa, formed in the seminiferous tubules, are derived from spermatogonia, which first develop into spermatocytes; these in turn produce spermatids by meiosis, which then differentiate into spermatozoa.spermatozo?'alWell that's a mouthful!
Whatever turns you on. 