Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2009, 7:57 PM BSTI had the plumber in today to sort out my pipes.
Ah. The old pipelayer again Ellie?
Why didn't you get me in..
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Ah yeah I forgot... well actually he was fitting my dishwasher in the office. Can you do that too?
Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2009, 8:07 PM BSTAh yeah I forgot... well actually he was fitting my dishwasher in the office. Can you do that too?
I can do anything. Dishwasher in the office, bit strange. Your meant to fax that paper, not wash it.
When there's 80 people in the office with everyone using plates, glasses etc, we need one.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2009, 8:10 PM BSTWhen there's 80 people in the office with everyone using plates, glasses etc, we need one.
Don't you have a kitchen or utility room or bathrooms?
Or are you all poohing in litter trays in he corner? God, how crowded IS London..
Yes we have a kitchen, but no one washes up. I got it for the cleaners really.
Visited my girlfriend in Australia last week she asked me if I wanted some bushtucker but I said as I had no dental floss I'd best stick to beans on toast.
Ellie, is your last post really sophisticated innuendo?
Quote: BILLYBOB BOB BOB @ September 9 2009, 8:16 PM BSTEllie, is your last post really sophisticated innuendo?
Ummm... yes. 
I knew you'd be a sophisticated by that hat you're wearing.
Hold on ,are they a pair of bollocks?
Wheres Mr Massey ?
It's just the sort of thread that needs a Massey debate.
Eee Jack Yer late.
zooo's pussy dribbles all over my lap.
Quote: BILLYBOB BOB BOB @ September 9 2009, 8:24 PM BSTI knew you'd be a sophisticated by that hat you're wearing.
Hold on ,are they a pair of bollocks?
Yep! That's my balloon willy.
Quote: Aaron @ September 9 2009, 8:48 PM BSTzooo's pussy dribbles all over my lap.
I have terrible trouble with my neighbour's pussy, every time I go to stroke it, I end up getting scratches all over my hand and it leaves hairs all over the house.
However, that's nothing compared to my Mother's pussy which seems to be constantly in heat and spraying everywhere.
Oh I forgot. I'm planning to get a very hairy pussy myself, since my wife is sporting a brand new Sphynx.
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphynx_%28cat%29)
Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2009, 8:10 PM BSTWhen there's 80 people in the office with everyone using plates, glasses etc, we need one.
I'll give you one.