Come on guys.
Sexual Innuendos Page 2
I slept awkwardly last night and I'm as stiff as a post.
Come on Girls!
Quote: Leevil @ September 9 2009, 12:54 AM BSTYou can only reply to this thread in sexual innuendos. Yes, BH1 does have a pistol to my head, and it's pink!
I'd love to be the meat in your sandwich 
Innuendo if you like, but leave my endo alone.
Just had a neighbour hammering on my knocker. He's got a small holding and wanted to show me his new cock.
Apparently he's hoping to show his big marrow off at the harvest festival but his back passage is blocked and he was wondering if he could shove it up mine?
Quote: random @ September 9 2009, 10:28 AM BSTI'd love to be the meat in your sandwich
I'd like to put your meat in my mouth.
Quote: Leevil @ September 8 2009, 1:13 PM BSTJust dug up my potatoes. Not a huge amount, but a few handfuls is nice for my first go.
After reading this pointless thread, all I can imagine is Aaron coming down really hard on all your potty mouths.
I've also had a look through Ellie's Stickies and I'm sure the last thing she wants is a barrage of non-stop filth hitting her the eye every time she opens her forum.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 9 2009, 1:40 PM BSTI've also had a look through Ellie's Stickies and I'm sure the last thing she wants is a barrage of non-stop filth hitting her the eye every time she opens her forum.
My stickies?
Quote: chipolata @ September 9 2009, 10:23 AM BSTI slept awkwardly last night and I'm as stiff as a post.
Me too. I was tossing all night and couldn't get my pillows straight.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2009, 1:41 PM BSTMy stickies?
Yes, your general discussion rules, I believe they're called Stickies in internet parlance. Come on Ellie, you put them up there for everyone to look at.
I am so hungry... I just need something to fill my hole.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 9 2009, 1:43 PM BSTYes, your general discussion rules, I believe they're called Stickies in internet parlance. Come on Ellie, you put them up there for everyone to look at.
Ooooh. Thanks for that RC.
We've had a lot worse here than sexual innuendos.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2009, 1:44 PM BSTI am so hungry... I just need something to fill my hole.
Ooooh. Thanks for that RC.
I once stuffed myself on black puddings, just couldn't stop shoving them in my mouth, usually two at a time.
It's nice to have somewhere like this to relieve oneself of all these filthy outpourings. At my age you don't tend to find so many openings.
I like to think I'm quite open...
In that case, there's something I'd like to get straight between us...