Happy birthday to the gorgeous and super smashing Ruby
Happy Birthday Ruby
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! WOOO!! YEAHHH!! 
OH YEAH, WOO!! YEAH!! NICEEE!!! YEAH< WOO! PART-EHHHH!!!! YEAH, WOO!
\o/
\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/ <3 <3 
Happy Birthday Ruby Snow Woman Thingy!
Pray silence ladies and gennerman -
Happy Birthday dear Rubes
I really like pubes
Except when they're on someone's computer keyboard
I wanted to check my emails
But I'll wait until I get home
Have a rainbow coloured, jelly beany, bubble gummy, soda poppy Birthday!
(But don't get diabetes!)
Happy Birthday, Rube, hope all your dreams come true!* 
(*I take that back, I can only imagine some of the paranoia-inducing nightmares you must have. Hope all your really nice and relatively normal dreams come true instead!)
Have a lovely day. 
Ruby is 19 again! Happy Bday 
That doesn't really work when you're actually young does it.
Happy Birthday Ruby!!!! xxx
May your day be filled with retro 80s toys and fondant fancies.
Happy Birthday Ruby Roo!
Happy Birthday Ruby! With great pressies and candy and cakes
Happy Birthday Ruby!
Happy fluffy bunny Birthday! xxx
Happy Birthday Ruby - have a crackin day!
Happy Birthday. Hurrah.
That's the cake but I couldn't find the candles.
