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Quote: Tim Walker @ September 8 2009, 9:20 AM BST

Perhaps Rick meant that it's quiet around the 'Writers' Discussion' section? Which is has been for a while, to be fair. About time someone started a thread on "Which font should I use for scripting a kabuki play?" or "Should I put exclamation marks in my stage directions?", something like that.

Usually when people ask that kind of question they're met with some huffy bastard directing them to use the search facility to find a 3 year old thread that nobody replied to in the first place!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 8 2009, 9:27 AM BST

Usually when people ask that kind of question they're met with some huffy bastard directing them to use the search facility to find a 3 year old thread that nobody replied to in the first place!

Yep and the thread gets locked. Maybe nearly every possible question has been asked now? (apart from that one I just asked. Though of course it has now been asked.)

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 8 2009, 9:27 AM BST

Usually when people ask that kind of question they're met with some huffy bastard directing them to use the search facility to find a 3 year old thread that nobody replied to in the first place!

Exactly, the system works beautifully. :)

BTW, how many words should a vaguely menacing letter to a producer who's rejected your script be?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 8 2009, 9:29 AM BST

Yep and the thread gets locked. Maybe nearly every possible question has been asked now? (apart from that one I just asked. Though of course it has now been asked.)

There does seem to be a contradiction, that on the one hand the powers that be want this site to be accessible to newcomers via googling, and yet very often when the newbies turn up and ask stuff, the first thing they're met with is some haughty repsonse that they should use the search engine, when, in all probablity, they've barely looked at the site. Bit off-putting, eh?

Closing threads is a bit mean. If somebody's gone to the trouble of signing up and asking a question then the least this site could do is leave the poor bastards thread open. It does seem a bit churlish to close threads and refer them to one that was started thirty-two months ago.

Quote: chipolata @ September 8 2009, 10:13 AM BST

Closing threads is a bit mean. If somebody's gone to the trouble of signing up and asking a question then the least this site could do is leave the poor bastards thread open. It does seem a bit churlish to close threads and refer them to one that was started thirty-two months ago.

This point has already been covered.

*giggles*

Quote: chipolata @ September 8 2009, 10:13 AM BST

It does seem a bit churlish to close threads and refer them to one that was started thirty-two months ago.

Merging threads might perhaps be less off-putting than closing them.

I think this thread should be locked now.

Everything has already been covered here:

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/14280#P459352

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 8 2009, 9:27 AM BST

Usually when people ask that kind of question they're met with some huffy bastard directing them to use the search facility

Now if you'd only used the search facility you'd have realised someone's already said this. ;)

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 8 2009, 9:32 AM BST

The system works beautifully. :)

Is my response too.

If others here learned to recycle posts then we could prevent the world running out of comedy forum posts by the late 2020s.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 8 2009, 9:33 AM BST

the first thing they're met with is some haughty repsonse that they should use the search engine, when, in all probablity, they've barely looked at the site. Bit off-putting, eh?

Me? More socially inappropriate than haughty. (Answer generated by HaughtyModBot 2.2)

Let's face it, a newbie posting before bothering to read the pinned posts, etc, is like walking into a dating agency with your cock hanging out. And even the old hands get threads closed so it's a completely impartial system. Else we'd be drowning under Groundhog Day repetitions of How do I format? / What formatting software? / who do I send it to? / Newsrevue and Treason style questions. While the important questions like Marc's book would go unnoticed.

Quote: chipolata @ September 8 2009, 10:13 AM BST

It does seem a bit churlish to close threads and refer them to one that was started thirty-two months ago.

Not if that thread gives them the answer. :P

Quote: SlagA @ September 8 2009, 10:22 AM BST

is like walking into a dating agency with your cock hanging out.

And we all know how embarrassing that is.

Quote: SlagA @ September 8 2009, 10:24 AM BST

While the important questions like Marc's book would go unnoticed.

Unless Marc leaves the BCG there's never any danger of this happening, surely?

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 8 2009, 10:25 AM BST

And we all know how embarrassing that is.

I meant in the sense that you know you're going to be using it, they know you're going to be using it, but at least get the introductions over first, before you get it out.
:)

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 8 2009, 10:26 AM BST

Unless Marc leaves the BCG there's never any danger of this happening, surely?

Even if MarcP left, Chip would carry the torch. I sense a biography in the offing.

Quote: SlagA @ September 8 2009, 10:26 AM BST

I meant in the sense that you know you're going to be using it, they know you're going to be using it, but at least get the introductions over first, before you get it out.

That kind of good advice could have helped me avoid the rape charge. :(

Quote: SlagA @ September 8 2009, 10:28 AM BST

Even if MarcP left, Chip would carry the torch. I sense a biography in the offing.

'Marc Peirson: The Writer I Shaped' by Chipolata Amis

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 8 2009, 10:29 AM BST

That kind of good advice could have helped me avoid the rape charge. :(

You're still relatively lucky. I first heard it in the Ape House at Bristol zoo. :$

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 8 2009, 10:31 AM BST

That kind of good advice could have helped me avoid the rape charge. :(

'Marc Peirson: The Writer I Shaped' by Chipolata Amis

He's got a Doctors episode on next Monday anybody mentioned that? It's got some jokes in it.

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