British Comedy Guide

The BCG charity Page 4

Quote: Scottidog @ September 7 2009, 8:48 PM BST

Or Sooty's outside your door with somme gaffer tape, some rope and 30 pounds in his back pocket. 10 pounds for you, and 20 for a second hand George Foreman Grilling machine to toast your bollocks afterwards...

I resent that...I'm not on a diet.

For just a fiver you could buy a northen BCG member a nice piece of cod to go with the chips on their shoulders.

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