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Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 7 2009, 10:46 AM BST

Jeez, there's a lot of old guff being spouted in this thread!

Show me a BCG thread with spanking new guff? ;)

Quote: chipolata @ September 7 2009, 10:45 AM BST

Because that's what chavs do. Sponge off the taxpayer and attack decent people. That's their whole purpose in life.

Only when they can smell your fear.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 7 2009, 10:59 AM BST

Only when they can smell your fear.

I show no fear with the chav. Also, I carry a padlock to crack their skull open with if they try anything. :)

I thought you had chuvs in Birmingham?

Quote: Marc P @ September 7 2009, 11:13 AM BST

I thought you had chuvs in Birmingham?

:D

(Although I don't live in Birmingham, I just go there on business every now and then!)

Quote: chipolata @ September 7 2009, 10:45 AM BST

That's patently untrue. Of course there are ugly children!

Indeed there are. Hers are actually quite cute though.
Some of you are being rather self righteous about hating a racist, I bet you'd still have a good old fiddle over a topless picture of Danielle Lloyd in the papers.

Quote: zooo @ September 7 2009, 12:05 PM BST

I bet you'd still have a good old fiddle over a topless picture of Danielle Lloyd in the papers.

Heavens to Betsy; such filth!

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Quote: Tim Walker @ September 7 2009, 12:49 AM BST

If anyone was going to turn to rape I suspect it would be someone like me. But I'm able to control myself...

And administer the correct dosage.

Re: Class Snobbery (inadvertent or otherwise)

This is only apparent if you confuse the word 'chav' with the words 'working class'. 'Chav' is a completely different socio-economic sub-set and has nothing to do with the background / labour skills of the 'working class' in general.

Ray Winstone and Gary Oldman come from working class backgrounds, but I wouldn't call them 'Chavs'.

The fact that the word 'Chav' exists in the first place is proof that they are distinct and separate group.

Do I think I am better then Jack Tweed or Jade Goody? You f**king bet I do.

Quote: zooo @ September 7 2009, 12:05 PM BST

I bet you'd still have a good old fiddle over a topless picture of Danielle Lloyd in the papers.

:D , so true zooo.

Quote: zooo @ September 7 2009, 12:05 PM BST

I bet you'd still have a good old fiddle over a topless picture of Danielle Lloyd in the papers.

Have you tried cracking one off over a fully clothed picture of Germaine Greer? It's damn near impossible.

For some reason you credit men with having some form of conscience when it comes to sexually related matters. Foolish human.

In fact, the more forbidden the better. Anyone got any pics of Danielle Lloyd in a sexy Nazi uniform? Perhaps bathing in dolphin blood or not recycling her household waste? (Cor!)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 7 2009, 10:34 AM BST

They're not ugly! No child is ugly.

What I found interesting in this thread is the class snobbery, whether sub-conscious or not. Slag off Tara P-T too for being thick and talentless, yet having nearly all advantages in life except perhaps parents who care.

If you don't have parents that care, then nothing else really matters.

Quote: zooo @ September 7 2009, 12:56 PM BST
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RIVERDANCE!!!

*Bursts into a jig*

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 7 2009, 10:34 AM BST

They're not ugly! No child is ugly.

What I found interesting in this thread is the class snobbery, whether sub-conscious or not. Slag off Tara P-T too for being thick and talentless, yet having nearly all advantages in life except perhaps parents who care. And what's all this paranoia about 'chavs' coming and attacking you all the time?

They look like male versions of her and they are ugly. Tara PT sounds nice like all posh people, I like a posh accent.

And yes anything can be ugly as it is a quanitifiable measure. No beauty without an ugly shadow.

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