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Jack Tweed Page 7

Quote: sootyj @ September 7 2009, 12:26 AM BST

Not on all things in general. Just false sentiment.

I am indeed the Cesar of false sentiment, hail me.

Laughing out loud

Now if only this had been in critique.

Quote: sootyj @ September 7 2009, 12:26 AM BST

I am indeed the Cesar of false sentiment, hail me.

I still think of it as Mr Dog.

There's been a whole load of rubbish on this thread, the point of which I find hard to fathom. Forgive me for trying to get back on topic (if, indeed, there is one). Jack Tweed: if he is guilty of rape, he should be locked up. If he is not guilty of rape he deserves to live his life without people calling him a rapist. I don't see that there is much more to say, other than it's interesting that the OP thinks Tweed, Goody et al are worthless, but they seem to be worth enough interest to start threads about them.

I think her kids are probably better to be away from her and the life and people that made her the way she was. I think she was a victim of her circumstances as a child and didn't deserve the vilification she received especially seeing as she did have a reasonable job (against the odds you'd expect when someone is raised by a one armed lesbian drug addict) but the attempts made by the media to alter the image they'd created because she was dying left a bit of a bad taste in the mouth. When I first saw tweed I thought he just looked like your everyday retard boy but he seems to be much more amoral and unsavoury.

I'd start a thread on famous people my bogys ressembled.

Perhaps Jack should declare himself a pope. Then he could pretend people were calling him a papist.

Yes, it's true Badge, I did open this particular can of worms. Normally I have no interest in celebs, but this Jack Tweed character is too much of a card to pass up on.

He's been to jail for beating a 16 year old with a golf club, been electronically tagged, appeared on Big Brother, beat up a cab driver and went back to jail, was let out of jail and married a dying cancer woman for money, then shagged a glamour model soon after and has now been arrested for sexually assaulting a teenage girl.

Talk about unlucky.

Oh and was far more racist and menacing than Jade was on Big Brother.

Why can't he just hurry up and join DaveyC's shadow cabinet?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 7 2009, 12:38 AM BST

He's been to jail for beating a 16 year old with a golf club, been electronically tagged, appeared on Big Brother, beat up a cab driver and went back to jail, was let out of jail and married a dying cancer woman for money, then shagged a glamour model soon after and has now been arrested for sexually assaulting a teenage girl.

Talk about unlucky.

:D

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 7 2009, 12:38 AM BST

Yes, it's true Badge, I did open this particular can of worms. Normally I have no interest in celebs, but this Jack Tweed character is too much of a card to pass up on.

He's been to jail for beating a 16 year old with a golf club, been electronically tagged, appeared on Big Brother, beat up a cab driver and went back to jail, was let out of jail and married a dying cancer woman for money, then shagged a glamour model soon after and has now been arrested for sexually assaulting a teenage girl.

Talk about unlucky.

Admit it RC, you're just jealous about the glamour model.

Quote: Badge @ September 7 2009, 12:42 AM BST

Admit it RC, you're just jealous about the glamour model.

Yes, I wish Jack Tweed had raped me. Am I so transparent?

I find it hard to believe that Tweed would actually find the need to rape anyone. I mean, he's been getting 20 or so women back to his flat on a regular basis. The law of averages surely suggests that at least one would quite willingly want to shag the semi-famous thick Neanderthal muppet?

I get no girls back to my flat. Ever. If anyone was going to turn to rape I suspect it would be someone like me. But I'm able to control myself...

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 7 2009, 12:49 AM BST

I get no girls back to my flat. Ever. If anyone was going to turn to rape I suspect it would be someone like me. But I'm able to control myself...

That's your problem Tim, you're out of practice. I could imagine you getting ready for a big old night o'raping and then when it comes to the deed...bam...performance anxiety. Like playing snooker with a piece of rope.

My advice, start small and work your way up. Next time you're on the train and sat opposite a lady, 'accidentally' touch her shoe with your foot. (Cor!)

Or better yet, have a fake marriage with a cancerous racialist, it's bound to put some lead in your pencil (and a tag on your ankle).

100+ posts on Jack Tweed. Who'd have predicted that?

Quote: sootyj @ September 6 2009, 9:28 PM BST

He only got it on with the hideous sow to knick her billions which she selfishly left to her ugly children.

They're not ugly! No child is ugly.

What I found interesting in this thread is the class snobbery, whether sub-conscious or not. Slag off Tara P-T too for being thick and talentless, yet having nearly all advantages in life except perhaps parents who care. And what's all this paranoia about 'chavs' coming and attacking you all the time?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 7 2009, 10:34 AM BST

They're not ugly! No child is ugly.

That's patently untrue. Of course there are ugly children!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 7 2009, 10:34 AM BST

And what's all this paranoia about 'chavs' coming and attacking you all the time?

Because that's what chavs do. Sponge off the taxpayer and attack decent people. That's their whole purpose in life.

Jeez, there's a lot of old guff being spouted in this thread!

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