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Jack Tweed

That crazy guy is at it again -

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1211194/Jack-Tweed-arrested-sex-attack-teen-home.html

Even before his dead wife is cold in the ground, he's out doing a bit of jolly raping. Ah to be young again.

I know all the girls love a bad boy, but shagging a glamour model almost immediately after your wife's funeral and then doing a bit of sexual assault on a teenage girl is a bit much? Isn't it?

Or am I wrong girls and Jacky boy is all dreamy and swoonsome? Lovey

No, his gene pool is a cul de sac.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 6 2009, 4:46 PM BST

That crazy guy is at it again -

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1211194/Jack-Tweed-arrested-sex-attack-teen-home.html

Even before his dead wife is cold in the ground, he's out doing a bit of jolly raping. Ah to be young again.

I know all the girls love a bad boy, but shagging a glamour model almost immediately after your wife's funeral and then doing a bit of sexual assault on a teenage girl is a bit much? Isn't it?

Or am I wrong girls and Jacky boy is all dreamy and swoonsome? Lovey

Don't have an opinion on the story but isn't the bit I've highlighted libelous? He's not even been formally charged let alone found quilty...

I don't know anyone that finds him attractive. And the magazines don't represent him as someone that anyone swoons over either. They all call him the cock he is.

But as usual, don't let the facts affect your views on women. ;)

You can't say Jolly raping RC!

I would say Gay raping...it was a wonderfully gay rape of the little tyke.

Yes, this lad Tweed is starting to annoy me a bit.

All this party boy image, shagging, threesomes, rapings..God what's next?

Necrophilia??

:O

:$

Quote: KJSmyling @ September 6 2009, 4:57 PM BST

Don't have an opinion on the story but isn't the bit I've highlighted libelous? He's not even been formally charged let alone found quilty...

Oh no, how dare I sully the spotless reputation of Jack Tweed on a comedy forum? The next thing you know, I might even make a tasteless joke about Jade Goody.

:S

Quote: Scottidog @ September 6 2009, 5:00 PM BST

You can't say Jolly raping RC!

I can and I did.

I would say Gay raping...it was a wonderfully gay rape of the little tyke.

I'm sure that will be Jack's next jape when he's behind bars...again.

Yes, this lad Tweed is starting to annoy me a bit.

Rapists are quite annoying/

All this party boy image, shagging, threesomes, rapings..God what's next?

Necrophilia??

I'm sure OK! Magazine are ready to pay for the Jack-Jade reunion pictures.

:O

:$

A tedious, boring tool. Why can't they stop reporting about him? Does anyone give a flying f**k?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 6 2009, 5:06 PM BST

Oh no, how dare I sully the spotless reputation of Jack Tweed on a comedy forum? The next thing you know, I might even make a tasteless joke about Jade Goody.

:S

I'm not worried about Mr Tweed's reputation, I'd just hate to see the forum closed when the owners of it get sued by his team of lawyers....

Make all the jokes you want about whom ever you want just be aware that some celebrities don't have a very good sense of humour when you say they've raped someone...

Quote: Aaron @ September 6 2009, 5:07 PM BST

A tedious, boring tool. Why can't they stop reporting about him? Does anyone give a flying f**k?

Renegade holds him close to his heart?

Jack Tweed is and was before an annoying little thick twat, but the media still put him him in the mags and paper's.

I'm still waiting for Katie Price to f**k off! I just want her to go now, but these kids are still her fans.

Quote: KJSmyling @ September 6 2009, 5:13 PM BST

I'm not worried about Mr Tweed's reputation, I'd just hate to see the forum closed when the owners of it get sued by his team of lawyers....

Make all the jokes you want about whom ever you want just be aware that some celebrities don't have a very good sense of humour when you say they've raped someone...

I'm sure Jack Tweed is not intelligent enough to put such wheels in motion.

Don't worry KJ, no one reads the General Discussion Forum.

Except maybe Frankie Boyle. Eh? Scottidog? ;)

Quote: KJSmyling @ September 6 2009, 5:13 PM BST

I'm not worried about Mr Tweed's reputation, I'd just hate to see the forum closed when the owners of it get sued by his team of lawyers....

Make all the jokes you want about whom ever you want just be aware that some celebrities don't have a very good sense of humour when you say they've raped someone...

I was in WHSmith today browsing the papers and magazines. If he objects to being called a rapist, the bottom of his list is going to be an obscure comedy message board.

Jack Tweed = Cock

Quote: Jacob Loves Comedy @ September 6 2009, 5:21 PM BST

Jack Tweed = Cock

Well that seems to be the problem.

Like the owners of this website wouldn't kill for that kind of exposure.

'Jack Tweed sues British Comedy Guide!'

Shortly followed by -

'Jack Tweed rapes British Comedy Guide!'

Shortly followed by -

'Jack Tweed regrets being a c**t, blames everything on his dead wife and booze!'

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 6 2009, 5:16 PM BST

Don't worry KJ, no one reads the General Discussion Forum.

Except maybe Frankie Boyle. Eh? Scottidog? ;)

Maybe, we'll see. I might lay some bait down over the next couple of weeks?

:)

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