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Quote: Tim Walker @ September 7 2009, 6:51 PM BST

Anyway, anyone know what the cause of that massive explosion in the sky over Ireland last Thursday night was due to?

Probably Michael O'Leary from Ryanair trying to shoot down the competition with surface to air missiles.

On the last two occasions, it was a Russian Military Satellite and a giant space rock.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 7 2009, 6:51 PM BST

The term "conspiracy theory" is a bit of a misnomer though. I mean, the official explanation is an actual conspiracy theory itself, isn't it? That 19 hijackers colluded to hijack and crash aeroplanes under orders from Osama bin Laden. By definition two or more people acting together in secret to commit an act is a conspiracy, isn't it?

Anyway, anyone know what the cause of that massive explosion in the sky over Ireland last Thursday night was due to?

Graham Norton finally found a man to have sex with him and thought he'd celebrate in the garden with a few fireworks?

No, I know what you mean Tim. The whole thing is a conspiracy, we only believe what we're told. Fahrenheit 911 by Michael Moore is an eye opener.

F**k I just read 6 pages of this and I've now converted to all major faiths just in case the Big Yin is a member on here. If anybody it's got to be Dr Mato. I think she looks in from afar with her all knowing shamanism type things.

Quote: Afinkawan @ September 7 2009, 12:42 PM BST

Good question but the answer is likely to be at least as much of a head-f**k as the question.

3) would be my instinctive response but 2) appeals to my mind a lot more. Far more interesting.

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