British Comedy Guide

Ideas

INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO STYLE - TITLE: "IDEAS"

INT - OFFICE - LATE

A MAN IS SITTING AT A DESK, PROPPING HIS HEAD UP WITH HIS HAND, DEEP IN THOUGHT.

THE MAN BRIGHTENS UP. A LIGHTBULB APPEARS ABOVE HIS HEAD (IN A HAZY THOUGHT-BUBBLE) AND ILLUMINATES WITH AN EMPHATIC "DING!"

VO (RECEIVED PRONUNCIATION):
Aha! You have a good idea.

THE MAN NODS FURIOUSLY. HE SCRIBBLES FURIOUSLY AND REVEALS AN IMPRESSIVE DRAWING OF A SPORTY-LOOKING CAR.

VO:
And just in time for the meeting tomorrow. But wait! Have you not heard the new EU directives on ideas?

THE MAN LOOKS CONFUSED. HE SHAKES HIS HEAD.

VO:
You mean you aren't aware that only energy-saving ideas are permitted?!

ANOTHER SHAKE OF THE HEAD.

VO:
Quick! Get rid of that idea.

THE BULB DISAPPEARS. THE MAN LOOKS UPSET.

VO:
Don't worry. I have just the thing...

THE MAN RETURNS TO THE THOUGHT POSE. AN ENERGY-SAVING BULB APPEARS ABOVE HIS HEAD. IT FLICKERS ON. THEN OFF.

THE MAN TAPS HIS HEAD. THE LIGHT FINALLY COMES ON. IT'S RATHER DULL AND FLICKERS ANNOYINGLY.

VO:
There. That's better, isn't it?

THE MAN DOESN'T LOOK CONVINCED. HE SCRIBBLES AGAIN AND PULLS OUT A PRIMARY-SCHOOL-STANDARD HORSE AND CART SKETCH. HE LOOKS DEPRESSED.

VO:
Yes, that really is a lovely picture old chap. Well done.

THE BULB DIES. THE MAN TAPS HIS HEAD AGAIN. THEN LOOKS SAD.

VO:
Now, you are ready for that meeting tomorrow. Good luck.

THE MAN LOOKS AROUND SHIFTILY, BEFORE SCREWING UP AND BINNING THE SECOND PICTURE AND PLACING THE OTHER IN HIS BRIEFCASE.

I think this could be quite a cute idea for a little cartoon. Nice idea.

Either a cartoon or a really bad governmental advertisement about energy reduction in the workplace :(

Like the basic premise a lot, but it is not quite there. The whole business of the sports car and the horse and cart does not really work for me. I would keep the whole idea thing abstract and come up with a different ending.

I like it. There might be something better you can do with the pics, but I get the idea. like it a lot.

The bulb switching with the energy-saving dim one is genius. Like Timbo, I feel the horse and cart isn't great. Maybe a penny farthing. Or a dildo.

I like the cartoon idea, it's topical so may be worth drawing one and sending it to Private Eye.

I really like it - I felt it didn't know where to end, and there is probably a better joke you can get that horse and cart - basic premise is really excellent though

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