INT. DAY. CLASSROOM.
A PUPIL PASSES A NOTE TO ANOTHER PUPIL.
THE PUPIL GIGGLES AND PASSES IT ON AGAIN.
THIS IS REPEATED SEVERAL TIMES WITH MUCH GIGGLING.
THE TEACHER EVENTUALLY GETS SUSPICIOUS.
TEACHER:
Bring me that note. Right, lets see what's so funny. 'Sir is gay' is that so? I'm off to get the headmaster.
TEACHER WALKS OUT OF ROOM REVEALING HE IS WEARING LEATHER TROUSERS WITH THE ASS CUT OUT OF THEM.
