I'm in an odd mood today.
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INT. THE DINING ROOM. DAY.
MUM AND DAD EATING DINNER.
A BOY RUSHES IN, PANICKED.
BOY:
Wolf! Wolf! There's a wolf outside!
DAD:
In Chingford?
BOY:
Wolf!
MUM:
Billy, why don't you just sit down and eat your dinner?
THE BOY SLINKS AWAY, DEJECTED.
CUT TO:
INT. THE LIVING ROOM. DAY.
MUM AND DAD WATCHING TV.
THE BOY RUSHES IN, PANICKED.
BOY:
Wolf! I saw a wolf! Come and see the wolf!
DAD:
Have you done your homework Billy?
MUM:
Doctor Who's on in a minute, why don't you sit down with us?
THE BOY SLINKS AWAY, DEJECTED.
CUT TO:
INT. THE KITCHEN. DAY.
MUM AND DAD EATING BREAKFAST.
THE BOY RUSHES IN, PANICKED.
BOY:
Wolf! Oh my god! There's a wolf outside! I saw a wolf!
MUM:
Oh, Billy, come on now.
THE BOY SLINKS AWAY, DEJECTED.
MUM:
It's the third time he's said that. You think there might be something in it?
DAD:
Nah… I'm sure it's fine. Look, if you're worried, I can check it out.
MUM:
Would you? Thanks darling. Better safe than sorry.
EXIT DAD.
MUM CARRIES ON EATING HER CORNFLAKES, READING THE NEWSPAPER.
ENTER DAD.
DAD RESUMES EATING HIS CORNFLAKES.
HE TAKES A SIP OF COFFEE.
MUM:
So… was there a wolf?
DAD:
Nah.
END
