Hotel Quickie Page 2

Quote: Marc P @ August 24 2009, 9:55 PM BST

No. Puns are not good.

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Sorry Marc; it won't hap-pun again.

No repeat bookings.

Since everyone else is having a go:

Quote: Lee Henman @ August 24 2009, 3:17 PM BST

1. INT. HOTEL BEDROOM. MORNING.

LAURA IS IN BED. STEVE COMES OVER, CARRYING A TRAY WITH TEA AND BISCUITS.

STEVE:
Breakfast in bed for a gorgeous girl!

LAURA GIGGLES.

LAURA:
Oh you! Come here…

STEVE SETS THE BREAKFAST DOWN AND THEY START TO SNOG PASSIONATELY, HANDS ALL OVER EACH OTHER.
ANOTHER GUY, JOHN, STEPS OUT OF THE BATHROOM, HALFWAY THROUGH SHAVING.

JOHN:
Oy! Who the Hell're you?

STEVE:
Room service, mate.

JOHN:
Oh. (WHISPERS IN LAURA'S EAR) Don't forget to tip.

HE GOES BACK INTO THE BATHROOM AS THEY CONTINUE TO SNOG.

END SKETCH

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Quote: Timbo @ August 24 2009, 10:07 PM BST

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A proper go Timbo.

Quote: Marc P @ August 24 2009, 8:25 PM BST

What are you thanking me for I just nicked your sketch and without giving any positive appraisal riffed with it. I am scum.

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That's why I put the skit up though. Because I know it's broke and needs fixing. So I say again, thankee kindly.

You SCUM!

Quote: Timbo @ August 24 2009, 10:07 PM BST

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That's actually quite a nice finish. Oo-er. Cheers Timbo

Quote: Lee Henman @ August 24 2009, 10:52 PM BST

That's actually quite a nice finish. Oo-er. Cheers Timbo

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Yep, I agree - Timbo wins!

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Quote: Morrace @ August 24 2009, 11:13 PM BST

Yep, I agree - Timbo wins!

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Yeah one dig and he's all gay Irish man off X factor who's name I don't recall and giving the vote to someone's barstardiasation mine started off anyway, alright Lee did a little, but come on... Rich tea biscuits!!!!?

Good idea Lee, good punch Timbo.