World's most powerful women.

V2
SARAH PALIN, HILARY CLINTON AND ANGELA MERKEL ARE ARGUING ON THE STAGE.

ANGELA
Hello ladies and welcome to the first meeting of the world's most powerful women.

SARAH
I can't believe you're the worlds most powerful woman in the world, it's only because you flash your dirty sinful pillows all the time you, you European!

ANGELA FLIPS SARAH THE BIRD.

ANGELA
Why don't you take this and drill baby drill you frigid, fresian, dumkopf. You only stopped shooting moose cos they thought it was attempted suicide.

SARAH
Oh you bitch why don't you take your Euro-lesbian marriage and marry a gayman or something.

ANGELA
Christ you are so stupid a death panel wouldn't be able to tell if you're brain dead. And your so square being a fascist is like so 1930s.

SARAH
Yeh well we saved your asses from the English in 1495 from those evil Brits and their nhs nazis .

ANGELA
Looks like I'm gonna have to beat some sense into your empty head.

SARAH
Oh it's on you cabbage eating surrender gibbon.

HILARY
Hey Bill where you hiding?

SARAH
What the diddly o?

HILARY
Sorry but when two heavy set women start getting sweaty and wrestling, Bill's usually hiding somewhere whacking off.

ANGELA
You bitch I'm not fat.

HILARY
Now ladies can we settle this down, we're all strong women together.

SARAH
Shut up Hilary have you fetched Barrack his big mac and fries yet?

ANGELA
Still keeps you busy while Bill's picking up hookers in Pyongang, did he stop by Cuba on the way to pick up some cigars?

SARAH
Oh it's on! Sarah I'm giving Alaska back to Russia and Angela prepare for Germany to join the axis of evil.

ANGELA
Yeh Hilary what does your husband think about that?

JAQUI SMITH WALKS ON.

JAQUI
Hello Jaqui Smith here is this the meeting of the world's most powerful women?

ANGELA
Phew ladies we can stop fighting amongst ourselves.

JAQUI
Hooray is that because you respect me, oh jolly hocky sticks.

HILARY
Now we know who the biggest loser is Wacky Spliffs.

ANGELA SARAH AND HILARY SURROUND HILARY AND SING
Jaqui fancies Gordon! Jaqui fancies Gordon!

JAQUI
I do not!

..did he stop by Cuba on the way to pick up some cigars?

Thank goodness you didn't use Harriet Harman. I can't believe anything she says.

I think this sketch credits Palin with far too much intelligence. The idea that she would know who Merkel is, what Germany is...

Sarah sounded British. Dirty Pillows