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HA! I remember my first kiss and how gross it was. YUCK!

I don't think I've ever been on a 'date' as such. :( But it would have been very long ago anyway....

Quote: Robert D @ August 26 2009, 6:08 PM BST

I got a TOTAL refund!

Score!

Quote: Robert D @ August 26 2009, 6:12 PM BST

Yes, in an arcade... and a KFC. Oh, and a Co-op type shop.

Awesome!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 26 2009, 6:23 PM BST

I don't think I've ever been on a 'date' as such.

Nor I.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 26 2009, 6:22 PM BST

HA! I remember my first kiss and how gross it was. YUCK!

Happy days... ;)

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 26 2009, 6:22 PM BST

HA! I remember my first kiss and how gross it was. YUCK!

Thats some good memory. Whistling nnocently

My first kiss was nice!
I choose well.

And I still don't remember mine. :)

Quote: Aaron @ August 29 2009, 3:56 PM BST

And I still don't remember mine. :)

:O

I can barely remember mine. I think I was playing spin the bottle in grade 7 or 8. I got this girl who was visiting from a paper and pulp mill town. Why is it important that I mention she was from a paper and pulp mill town? Because the town and it's people all smelt like rotten eggs from the production of these products and they were so used to it they didn't notice.
I remember her being a pretty blond girl....with stinky hair.

I had a good day out yesterday; a bit of history, a bit of walking in woods, a nice meal and calling in on a family member.

I got drunk and slept in the living room woo hoo!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 29 2009, 4:45 PM BST

I had a good day out yesterday; a bit of history, a bit of walking in woods, a nice meal and calling in on a family member.

You ate your Grandma in Sherwood forest?

Quote: Gavin @ August 29 2009, 4:46 PM BST

I got drunk and slept in the living room woo hoo!

Laughing out loud it's times like those that I miss being a bachelor.

Quote: Leevil @ August 29 2009, 4:48 PM BST

You ate your Grandma in Sherwood forest?

The big bad wolf made me do it.

Speaking of dating, Kerry Godliman, who is appearing on Michael McIntyre's show tonight, did a funny routine, where she compared the American way of dating to the British way. She said Americans start by asking each other out when sober, then they get to know each other, getting closer and more effectionate with each other over a series of dates, before having sex. Then she said Brits do things the other way round, having sex a few hours after they meet - usually when they're pissed in a nightclub or pub - then working backwards from there.

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