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I was always a bit scared of Valerie Singleton as a child. She was a bit school marmish.

If I remember correctly, Peter Duncan was in Flash Gordon. He wore green tights and was bitten by a scorpion living in a tree stump.

It's strange how art imitates life.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 24 2009, 10:23 PM BST

I was always a bit scared of Valerie Singleton as a child. She was a bit school marmish.

Every fear hides a wish.

Are you suggesting that our Dolly somehow is repressing the desire to be dressed up as a rebellious schoolgirl who needs to stay behind at the end of the lesson for a good bare bottom spanking from a 1970s Valerie Singleton?

Excuse me for a moment...

You know it...

Unfortunately I have long since exhausted that fantasy. I assume you're finished, you've had three minutes.

Is he having two?

LOL

Well, that was sore, but I perservered through the pain. :)

You don't know sore till you've done lesley judd. - Sue me you forgotten bitch! -

How about doing Janet Ellis right in front of her cat-faced daughter (who is being restrained from clawing by Peter Duncan)?

Actually I would do Janet Ellis with or without permission. Daughter status irrelevant.

I would also like to do Konnie Huq whilst the Ellis-Bextor was being restrained, coughing up furballs and scratching deep wheals into Simon Greene's bare thighs.

Yeah, well, that's just sick. There no need for anything other than basic restraints and chains.

Fisting Ronan Keating whilst he gives head to Goldfrapp?

Too soon?

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 4 2009, 3:09 AM BST

Fisting Caron Keating whilst she gives head to Goldie?

Too soon?

Um, I'm gonna tell Gloria!

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