British Comedy Guide

Kerry Katona Kontract Kancelled

SCENE: KITCHEN

KERRY KATONA ENTERS AND OPENS THE FREEZER DOOR, IT'S EMPTY.

SHE GRABS A KNIFE, RAISES IT HARAKIRI STYLE BUT INSTEAD PLUNGES IT INTO THE LARGE STALAGTITES OF ICE, HACKING FRANTICALLY.

SHE THEN GATHERS THE ICE INTO A LINE AND SNORTS IT UP USING A ROLLED UP 'ICELAND' BOX.

Very nice.

Are you the first pretender to my obsessive skit writing crown?

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