British Comedy Guide

Silent Bedroom Quickie - Number 2

SCENE: BEDROOM

A MAN AND A WOMAN ARE IN THEIR UNDERWEAR, LIGHTS ARE DIMMED, ROMANTIC SETTING.

HUSBAND HANDS WIFE A PRESENT. SHE OPENS THE BOX TO REVEAL AN EDIBLE G-STRING MADE OF SWEETIES. SHE SMILES, KNOWINGLY.

WOMAN RUSHES TO THE BATHROOM AND LOCKS THE DOOR.

MAN WAITS PATIENTLY OUTSIDE BATHROOM DOOR.

WOMAN OPENS BATHROOM DOOR WEARING ONLY THE STRING, SMILING AS SHE WIPES AWAY THE SWEETIE FOAM FROM HER MOUTH.

Quote: AngieBaby @ August 17 2009, 7:56 PM BST

SCENE: BEDROOM

A MAN AND A WOMAN ARE IN THEIR UNDERWEAR, LIGHTS ARE DIMMED, ROMANTIC SETTING.

HUSBAND HANDS WIFE A PRESENT. SHE OPENS THE BOX TO REVEAL AN EDIBLE G-STRING MADE OF SWEETIES. SHE SMILES, KNOWINGLY.

WOMAN RUSHES TO THE BATHROOM AND LOCKS THE DOOR.

MAN WAITS PATIENTLY OUTSIDE BATHROOM DOOR.

WOMAN OPENS BATHROOM DOOR WEARING ONLY THE STRING, SMILING AS SHE WIPES AWAY THE SWEETIE FOAM FROM HER MOUTH.

Enjoyed but a wee bit predictable.

:)

Nice but maybe it's a sweetie gstring and the last few sweets are a little unpleasant...

Agree with Random.

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