Topicals now I'm back from work

HITLER AND EVA BRAUN ARE HAVING A MEETING.

HITLER
I'm a sad dictator, I'm sadder and lonelier than my one ball in my scrotum.

EVA BRAUN
Oh my little fuhrer, what's the matter? Did you get shit in your moustache again?

HITLER
Nein, the glass table is perfectly thiCk. I just think I could be more evil.

EVA BRAUN
You've killed the jews, the gays and the jugglers. You've invaded most of Europe, what's left? Free healthcare?

HITLER
Ah my little brown winged angel, you're on to something. Free health care, I'll force all the world to have medical treatment free at the point of delivery.

EVA BRAUN
I was joking.

HITLER
I don't care soon all the world will suffer with free tamiflu and haemarroid lancing.

EVA BRAUN COLLAPSES IN TEARS.

SARA PALIN WALKS ON

SARA
That was a historical presentation on behalf of the Republican Party of America.
Next week where Barrack Obama was really born.

OSAMA BIN LADEN WALKS ON

OSAMA ANSWERS HIS MOBILE.
Hi Satan how's my number one sweet thing? What do you mean your pregnant!

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2 AFGHANIS ARE TALKING.

AFGHANI1
So Muhammed are you going to vote for Kharzi for president of Afghanistan?

AFGHAN2
Well he promised to let the Americans bomb anything that looks dangerous, he'll allow wives to be beaten or starved and he'll ban education.

AFGAHN1
Yeh I hate liberals like him. What about the Taliban?

AFGHAN2
Well they said they'd kill anyone who voted and rape their goats. They'd probably also kill any one who doesn't vote and I think the goats are f**ked either way.

AFGHAN1
So we can choose between a corrupt moron who'll let the Americans bomb us into Humus or a bunch of psychos who'll kill everyone. I might vote Liberal Democrat.

AFGHAN
Mohammed you really are crazy, they want to bring in proportional representation.

Second one is good, but rather than proportional representation I think I might go with something like, "that's right, waste your vote then."

First one has some classic sootyisms, but overall doesn't work for me.

Yeh seemed a bit busy to me, do you think the crux idea works?

Tbh it feels a bit over-familiar.