A LONG QUEUE IN A MISERABLE SOUTH LONDON WAREHOUSE WHERE PILLS ARE BEING HANDED OVER BY A STERN NURSE IN A HAZMAT SUIT, THERE ARE 2 ARMED BASTARDS BEHIND HER IN HAZMAT SUITS AS WELL.
NURSE
Code and recipient
MAN
23450 My wife Jane Smith.
NURSE
Take your tamiflu and get out. Next code and recipient.
ROLF THE MUPPET
245600 Fozzy Bear.
NURSE
Take your tamifu and get out. Next code and recipient.
GONZO
234490 Kermit the Frog.
GONZO AND ROLF LOOK AT EACH OTHER.
ROLF
That pig is a slut.
AND NOW FOR THE B MOVIE SKETCH!
TOM Dereck tough break Janet dumping you, how you bearing up?
DERECK Ok, my quest for the worlds worst joke helps.
TOM Is that why you're dressed as a lion?
DERECK Yes.
TOM How do you feel?
DERECK Roooaaaarrrr! in the MANE.
TOM Dereck you're a c**t
