British Comedy Guide

Wedding

INT. DAY. CHURCH.

CLOSE UP OF VICAR:

...Will you love her, comfort her, honour and protect her, and, forsaking all others, be faithful to her as long as you both shall live?

VOICE 1: (OOV)
INAUDIBLE MUMBLING

CLOSE UP OF VICAR:
...Will you love him, comfort him, honour and protect him, and, forsaking all others, be faithful to him as long as you both shall live?

VOICE 2: (OOV)
INAUDIBLE MUMBLING.

FADE

CLOSE UP OF VICAR:
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may kiss the bride.

NEW ENDING AS SUGGESTED BY DOLLY:

PULL BACK TO REVEAL TWO GIMPS DRESSED IN WHITE PVC ATTEMPTING TO KISS. THEIR ZIPS CATCH AND THE BRIDESMAID AND BEST MAN TRY TO SEPARATE THEM.

ORIGINAL ENDING:

PULL BACK TO REVEAL A GIMP BRIDE IN AN EMBRACE WITH A ZIPPED-UP ZIPPY FROM RAINBOW. THEIR ZIPS CATCH AND THE BRIDESMAID AND BEST MAN ATTEMPT TO SEPARATE THEM.

Not bad, but I'd make it Zippy marrying George. Some one unzips Zippy and he shouts "I'm not gay." Too which George replys you will be!

I like the idea of gimp zips catching, but the wedding set up seems a bit unnecessary, and the Rainbow reference a bit of a stretch.

Why not too gimps in white PVC outfits?

For me Zippy isn't needed. Just have two gimps.

As Dolly says nice shiny white PVC would be good.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 16 2009, 12:47 PM BST

Why not too gimps in white PVC outfits?

Yes, that's better. Thanks Dolly. Cheers for feedback everyone.

Could one be in a gimp suit and the other in kinky leather with a Pulp Fiction style ball gag? All in white as per Dolly's suggestion? They would then struggle to kiss and get tangles as per the your original sketch

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