BBC racist.

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Good evening and welcome to the newest ethnic minority radio station BBC radio racist.
Yes if you're an English racist you're an ethnic minority.

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Tonight on BBC radio racist we've got cookery with "Can't cook won't cook with garlic or any of that nasty foreign stuff." Presented by Ainsley Harriot because we think he's ok.

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And for satire fans Jim Davidson will be guest chairing "Have I got racist views for you."

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And finally Myra Syall will be interviewed by Nick Griffin on "Who do you think your coming over here and taking all our jobs in light entertainment?"

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And starting tomorrow at 8am programs for our younger views with "In the completely white garden." BBC racist.

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Because if you're racist we think you need help.

Some nice wordplay in there.

Quick correction: "Who do you think your coming over here" probably needs to be "Who do you think you are coming over here"

You could mention about pressing the white button as well.

Good point Kevin and good suggestion Nigel.

Thanks.

Okay, but I think you could probably come up with some sharper gags if you really worked at it. The Jim Davidson and In The Night Garden gags are a bit meh.

Hmm I'll work on this was the actual HIGNFY joke ok?

A bit of a nothing I thought. I like the can't cook, won't cook and who do you think you are gags though.

Nice idea. Maybe you could work a white only version of the radio station BBC 1Xtra into there somewhere.