FX SOUND OF CROWDED STREET
WOMAN
Excuse sir have you got a minute to talk about...
MAN
No I'm incredibly busy and very important and I need a poo right now.
WOMAN
It's just a minute sir.
MAN
You're a chugger aren't you? Well I don't give to foreigner charities when's Africa ever given us anything eh?
WOMAN
But sir just a minute...
MAN
Or charities for kids, give money to kids these days and everyone thinks your a pervert. I love my wife why do you want to ruin my marriage?
WOMAN
I'm not raising money for; African, children, diseases...
MAN
Look I really need that poo, so you'd better be raising money for a new pair of pants and some wet wipes.
WOMAN
...animals, justice or the environment.
MAN
Ok now I am intrigued what exactly are you raising money for?
WOMAN
The campaign to stop chugging. Why should a busy man like your self be pestered in the street and guilted in to giving up your hard earned money.
For just 5 pounds our 24/7 vans will collect annoying..
MAN
Say no more here's a fiver.
WOMAN
Thanks...eek.
A VAN PULLS UP AND DRAGS HER OFF.
