Two middle aged men (late 40's early 50's)- Frank and George are in a public bar.
FRANK: So, how are you then George?
GEORGE: Oh not good Frank. It's my Mother. She's had a heart-attack
FRANK: Oh no mate. How is she?
GEORGE: It's touch and go
FRANK: Oh mate. I hope she pulls through mate
GEORGE: Cheers mate.
FRANK: I mean, it would be a disaster for me if she did, God forbid, die
GEORGE: Why's that then?
FRANK: Well I've got standards haven't I
GEORGE: What standards are they then?
FRANK: I don't wank over dead people.
(George just glares at him)
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It may sound a bit juvenile, but I would welcome opinions, be them positive, negative or neutral.
It's shit isn't it. I regret posting it.
