A YOUNG BOY IS LYING INJURED BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
YOUNG BOY (V.O.):
If you hit me at 30, I would get hurt, but I'd probably survive. Even though I should have been on the pavement, I'd still tell on you and everyone will think you're a paedo.
If you hit me at 40, I will most certainly die and you'll get banged up for life, even though I jumped out on you from behind a parked van because I thought I was harder than 2 tonnes of moving steel.
But, if you hit me with a bag full of oranges, it won't leave any marks at all and no one will be any the wiser. No one will believe a word I say because I'm a snotty little mummy's boy with acne.
THE YOUNG BOY LIFTS HIS HEAD UP AND GRINS
YOUNG BOY:
Pummel my kidneys for maximum effect!
For 'maximum effect', I think you should cut this: