Drone controllers 2

DAN AND CHUCK THE DRONE CONTROLLERS ARE CHECKING THE DRONE SCREENS WHILST THE COLONEL STANDS OVER THEM.

COLONEL
Chuck I hope you can be big about this. The CIA really though that was your dog.

CHUCK
Dip shits.

COLONEL
Now the SAS patrol in sector 33 Baker think they might have found the big one.

DAN
Closing in on the target. It looks like writing in the sand zooming in.

CHUCK
It says "happy birthday." Oh you crazy guys.

HE TURNS AROUND TOO SEE THE WHOLE CREW APART FROM CHUCK ARE SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND HAVE A BIG CAKE WITH CANDLES.

COLONEL
It took 3 days, 50 soldier and 4 chinooks but it was worth it.

DAN
Hang on there's some more writing. It's an arrow pointing to those huge uneven hills.

CHUCK
Yes they're pitted and rather ugly, like a pair of walruses in a sack. There's some writing underneath.

DAN
I think it says "Dan's bird's arse." You guys are dicks.

EVERYONE BURSTS OUT LAUGHING.

THE PHONE RINGS THE COLONEL ANSWERS

COLONEL
Put up channel 27 there's a new film from Al Quaeda.

DAN PRESSES THE BUTTON ON THE SCREEN
CHUCKS DOG APPEARS WEARING A KEFIYHA AND A SUICIDE BELT.

CHUCK'S DOG (ALA THE SAUSAGE DOG OFF OF THAT'S LIFE)
Woof Ala Aqubar.

COLONEL DRAWS HIS PISTOL

CHUCK
Not again.

It's a bit confused.

What can drawing a pistol mean when they are looking at remote TV?

It's a sequel that doesn't work all that well without part one.

Quote: billwill @ August 14 2009, 3:18 PM BST

It's a bit confused.

What can drawing a pistol mean when they are looking at remote TV?

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Oh I see I'll edit that bit.

Quote: sootyj @ August 14 2009, 1:59 PM BST

DAN AND CHUCK THE DRONE CONTROLLERS ARE CHECKING THE DRONE SCREENS WHILST THE COLONEL STANDS OVER THEM.

COLONEL
Chuck I hope you can be big about this. The CIA really though that was your dog.

CHUCK
Dip shits.

COLONEL
Now the SAS patrol in sector 33 Baker think they might have found the big one.

DAN
Closing in on the target. It looks like writing in the sand zooming in.

CHUCK
It says "happy birthday." Oh you crazy guys.

HE TURNS AROUND TOO SEE THE WHOLE CREW APART FROM CHUCK ARE SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND HAVE A BIG CAKE WITH CANDLES.

COLONEL
It took 3 days, 50 soldier and 4 chinooks but it was worth it.

DAN
Hang on there's some more writing. It's an arrow pointing to those huge uneven hills.

CHUCK
Yes they're pitted and rather ugly, like a pair of walruses in a sack. There's some writing underneath.

DAN
I think it says "Dan's bird's arse." You guys are dicks.

EVERYONE BURSTS OUT LAUGHING.

THE PHONE RINGS THE COLONEL ANSWERS

COLONEL
Put up channel 27 there's a new film from Al Quaeda.

DAN PRESSES THE BUTTON ON THE SCREEN
CHUCKS DOG APPEARS WEARING A KEFIYHA AND A SUICIDE BELT ALL 3 WATCH.

CHUCK'S DOG (ALA THE SAUSAGE DOG OFF OF THAT'S LIFE)
Woof Ala Aqubar.

COLONEL TURNS FROM THE TV AND DRAWS HIS PISTOL, HE POINTS IT AT CHUCK WHO LOOKS DISCONSOLATE.

CHUCK
Not again.

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