Girlfriend Quickie Groaner

INT. PUB. NIGHT

DAVE AND BOB AT A TABLE. DAVE'S EXCITED.

DAVE
Trust me mate, you'll love her. She's everything I've ever wanted in a woman.

BOB
If you say so, mate.

DAVE
Oh, look, here she comes now. Trisha!

ENTER TRISHA, HOLDING A TWITCHING, MOSTLY DEAD CHICKEN IN HER MOUTH. BLOOD DRIBBLING DOWN HER CHIN AND CLEAVAGE.

BOB
Oh my god.

DAVE
See? I told you she was a fox!

I liked it.
Good one.

As long as Bobs Girlfriends not a Hound, it should be a nice evening.

Decent enough groaner.