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The Off Topic Conspiracy Thread

Has the Burmese junta taken over the BCG? Has Ellie JP been sold to the Chinese? Is Aaron actually the spearhead for an invasion force from out of space? (The last one's rhetorical).

Perhaps the powers that be are touting the site as a 'comedy barometer' for telly types who need an educated focus group to validate the marketing of their product?

What's your take on posts being kidnapped, shot in the head and dumped in a Rio de Janiro rubbish tip?

Did Aaron really go to the moon?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 13 2009, 11:48 PM BST

Perhaps the powers that be are touting the site as a 'comedy barometer' for telly types who need an educated focus group to validate the marketing of their product?

We don't need to tout it! Plenty of people seem to use it as such already. We lucky are.

The moon came to Aaron.

Quote: sootyj @ August 13 2009, 11:53 PM BST

The moon came to Aaron.

I heard he had it on a stick.

Quote: Aaron @ August 13 2009, 11:53 PM BST

We don't need to tout it! Plenty of people seem to use it as such already. We lucky are.

I think I'm speaking for everyone on this board when I say what TV really needs is a new sitcom written by Badge.

Quote: Badge @ August 13 2009, 11:55 PM BST

I think I'm speaking for everyone on this board when I say what TV really needs is a new sitcom written by Badge.

And starring Badge?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 13 2009, 11:48 PM BST

1) Has Ellie JP been sold to the Chinese?

2) Is Aaron actually the spearhead for an invasion force from out of space? (The last one's rhetorical).

1) I'm not going to order number 69 for a while, just to be on the safe side.

2) Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

But overall, it doesn't really impinge on me, as the sites it affects are ones I rarely venture into. Although at this point I am reminded of the Pastor Niemoller poem (who was a Protestant Priest in Nazi Germany):

"First they came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up, because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up, because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up, because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up for me."

Quote: Badge @ August 13 2009, 11:55 PM BST

I think I'm speaking for everyone on this board when I say what TV really needs is a new sitcom written by Badge.

Quote: Ben @ August 13 2009, 11:56 PM BST

And starring Badge?

Called "Badge Undergoes Physical Torture for your Amusement"?

And the one where he gets pissed in Glasgow.

Bade on the radge.

Quote: sootyj @ August 14 2009, 12:02 AM BST

And the one where he gets pissed in Glasgow.

Bade on the radge.

I think I'd rather watch 'SootyJ - Gay for Pay'.

Quote: Badge @ August 13 2009, 11:55 PM BST

I think I'm speaking for everyone on this board when I say what TV really needs is a new sitcom written by Badge.

I'm going off this idea.

Entourbadge

ITV 2 sitcom starring Badge.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ August 14 2009, 12:08 AM BST

Entourbadge

ITV 2 sitcom starring Badge.

That's worryingly like Enterbadge.

Quote: Badge @ August 13 2009, 11:55 PM BST

I think I'm speaking for everyone on this board when I say what TV really needs is a new sitcom written by Badge.

...I'm out.

Quote: Badge @ August 14 2009, 12:09 AM BST

That's worryingly like Enterbadge.

And 'Badge on Badgers', a unique animal husbandry film I saw in an Amsterdam peep show.

Quote: Gavin @ August 14 2009, 12:12 AM BST

...I'm out.

Laughing out loud

I wonder when 'I'm out' becomes the new 'Whatever'?

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