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Paul poo2

KID FROM THAT ADVERT IS GIVING HIS MUM SOME LIP.

KID
I want to do a poo at Pauls house!

MUM
Come on then.

SCENE2

PAUL DANIEL'S LIVING ROOM DEBBIE MAGEE IS LYING ON THE FLOOR WITH HER THROAT CUT.

THE MUM WEARING A BALACLAVA IS BEATING A TIED UP PAUL DANIELS WHO IS WEEPING.

THE KID WEARING A BALACLAVA IS SHITTING ON THE FLOOR.

It's almost, almost very funny. lose the dead Debbie, much as it pains me to say it, and I think you have a germ of a funny idea.

Quote: Griff @ August 13 2009, 10:42 PM BST

I think you've gone too far there.

How so?

This is right up my alley. Pity it's unmakeable.

Yes. Ummm.

But the idea of doing the poo at Paul Daniels house is just fantastic.

Good point!

Quote: sootyj @ August 13 2009, 10:40 PM BST

KID FROM THAT ADVERT IS GIVING HIS MUM SOME LIP.

KID
I want to do a poo at Pauls house!

MUM
Come on then.

SCENE2

PAUL AND DEBBIE MAGEE ARE TIED UP IN A JUMBO DOUBLE MAGICIAN'S GUILOTINE.

THE MUM WEARING A BALACLAVA IS FRANTICALLY SAWING THROUGH THE ROPE.

THE KID WEARING A BALACLAVA IS SHITTING ON THE FLOOR.

Quote: Griff @ August 13 2009, 10:57 PM BST

I think the image of a woman - even Debbie McGee - lying there with her throat freshly cut stops it being funny.

It would be just as funny with Paul Daniels dead and Debbie tied up, I reckon.

Think of all the Pauls this boy could visit!

Quote: Griff @ August 13 2009, 11:03 PM BST

Better.

Why not have the kid doing a Mark Oaten on a grateful Paul Daniels.

After the childsize turd is delivered Paul could turn to camera and say "Not a lot but I like it".

:D

Or...

KID FROM THAT ADVERT IS GIVING HIS MUM SOME LIP.

KID
I want to do a poo at Pauls house!

MUM
Come on then.

CUT TO:

THE KID WEARING A BALACLAVA IS SHITTING INTO THE COFFIN OF LES PAUL.

Quote: Griff @ August 13 2009, 11:03 PM BST

Better.

Why not have the kid doing a Mark Oaten on a grateful Paul Daniels.

After the childsize turd is delivered Paul could turn to camera and say "Not a lot but I like it".

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/11935

Griff do you not know by now there isn't a hackneyed old idea I haven't ripped off!

That advert is comedic gold.

Well it's better than the Rolymo show.

This made me roar. This ad has to be spoofed and sootyj is the man to do it (though the bloodbath is a bit much). A sanitized version could have Paul clechning his buttucks outside the bathroom while shouting at Debbie for letting that little runt in again.

Thanks why not write the nicer version?

Quote: sootyj @ August 13 2009, 11:28 PM BST

Thanks why not write the nicer version?

It's your sketch sootyj

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