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Glorious Twelfth

It's the glorious twelfth today, when you are allowed to go to Scotland and shoot some birds, grouse etc. Anyone ever done any of that? Is it a big deal these days?

It must have been a big deal at some point for the day to still have that name here in the 21st century.

I've drunk a fair bit of Grouse.

I'd say that counts as marking the day.

Quote: Bad dog @ August 12 2009, 11:44 AM BST

It's the glorious twelfth today, when you are allowed to go to Scotland and shoot some birds.

Last year I got Claire Grogan, she's stuffed and mounted on my mantle piece. This year, I'm after the Krankie transvestite, but she's a wiley prey and obviously, a much smaller target.

Wish me luck.

I wouldn't mind bagging Claire Grogan.

The only birds I'll be shooting are the human female kind and the only shooting I'll be doing is my *** over their ****.

(Cum and Tits)

Quote: Leevil @ August 12 2009, 2:48 PM BST

The only birds I'll be shooting are the human female kind and the only shooting I'll be doing is my *** over their ****.

(Cum and Tits)

Very clever indeed. Is your gay dad Stephen Fry?

Quote: Leevil @ August 12 2009, 2:48 PM BST

The only birds I'll be shooting are the human female kind and the only shooting I'll be doing is my *** over their ****.

Shouldn't it be; "the only shooting I'll be doing is my *** up their ****?

Marc looks like he's off for a day's shooting.

Lee, it's time for your pill again mate.

I don't like guns. Are you allowed to trap Grouse and give them a lethal injection?

You can hunt them with dogs.

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