The *u** Song

OK, think Spinal Tap, heavy metal, silly. I dunno why? But I wrote the words as theyd be sung or as I was singing them in my head...

The F**k Song

I'm gonna f**k you up,
I'm gonna f**k you dow-hah-hown,
I'm gonna f**k you all,
F**k you all-ar-ah-hound.

F**k you, f**k yeah,
F**k you, oh yeah,
F**k you-o-o-oooo, o-oo-ooh yeah-eh-eh,
F**k you, F**k them,
F**k us, f**k off,
F**k yeah-eh-eh!

I'm gonna f**k you up,
I'm gonna f**k you dow-hah-hown,
I'm gonna f**k you all,
F**k you all-ar-ah-hound.

I'm such a dirty f**ker-eh-er-eh,
But you know you wanna f**k me-e-ee,
Cos I wanna f**k you too-o-oo, you know I do,
You know it's true, if you don't like it,
Then f**k you!

F**k you, f**k yeah,
F**k you, oh yeah,
F**k you-o-o-oooo, o-oo-ooh yeah-eh-eh,
F**k you, F**k them,
F**k us, f**k off,
F**k yeah-eh-eh!

I'm gonna f**k you up,
I'm gonna f**k you dow-hah-hown,
I'm gonna f**k you all,
F**k you all-ar-ah-hound.

"F**k sandwich"

I can see that on 'Songs of Praise'...

That's where I nicked it from.

Ah nice- I'd have nicked the Organ to be honest.

I might send them my song:

''Jesus had a shit beard..du.du.du''

Just to see what they think.

Not enough 'f**ks' for me.

Isn't that's a real song by Pantera?

I just Googled it. Doesn't look quite the same lol.

They certainly did one along the lines of

Death, f**king death.
F**king death, death.
Death f**k death...
etc etc.

The guy next to me in halls was into them...it was all I heard.

When I saw the thread title I thought the song would be about *u**
And I though ooh that's a bit risky.
Turns out it was only about *u**.
Still pretty offensive though, so I'm in.