Our lesbian gym teacher was fired for being too lesbiany with a student.
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Heh! Yikes.
There were rumours that Mr. Goode (my form teacher) had 'dalliances' with a couple of sixth form girls in a cupboard.
I suppose he was one of the least unattractive teachers we had. But that's not really any compliment.
We also had a guy who winked at everyone, and I do mean everyone. We thought he was just letching, but it turns out it was just a nervous twitch, brought on by heavy cocaine use. Go figure.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 8 2009, 7:20 PM BSTOur lesbian gym teacher was fired for being too lesbiany with a student.
I like the word lesbiany. 
As in "Excuse me, waiter, I think there might be a bit of fur in my drink. The cup tastes a bit lesbiany".
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 9 2009, 12:36 AM BSTAs in "Excuse me, waiter, I think there might be a bit of fur in my drink. The cup tastes a bit lesbiany".
Hey, I was an English major. I'm allowed to make up words.
If Shakespeare could get away with it...
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 9 2009, 2:22 AM BSTIf Shakespeare could get away with it...
he'd be a whole lot more popular today if his plays were more lesbiany.
Speaking of Shakespeare, we have a shitty adult TV show called Real Sex that airs on HBO occasionally. On one episode they had nude MacBeth, which was hysterical in that all the witches were chubby dumpy blonds with frizzy hair and big bushes. Oh, and their accents were shit.
Do witches have accents? (I'll accept they have big bushes.)
Shitty cockney ones, yes.
Oh dear.
This on HBO? I assumed it had more class than that? 
This series was on before HBO actually started producing the best American TV shows. They rerun it on the nights they run their more racy material.
We have a rather screwed-up system over here, whereby you can show R18 films in hotels on pay-per-view (R18 is full uncensored hardcore), whereas on pay satellite/cable adult channels they are basically not allowed to show penetrative sex. However, on free-to-air networks (e.g. C4 and Five) they have broadcast unsimulated penetrative sex after 9pm in the form of "educational" programming. Similarly, our movie censors no longer will always cut penetrative/full-frontal nudity/erections from films. For example, the British film Nine Songs or the French film Baisse-Moi have unsimulated penetrative sex scenes, yet have gone to cinemas uncut, as they are "art".
Confusing? It certainly is.