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Quote: Timbo @ August 9 2009, 8:59 PM BST

"I miss blackdahlia1"

It's good, but it may end up as a kind of Black Dhalia memorial thread.
And we already have 'Originality of new threads is sadly lacking here' for that purpose.

Quote: Timbo @ August 9 2009, 8:59 PM BST

"I miss blackdahlia1"

:D

'If you knew where Blackdahlia lived- would you collect all your pizza leaflets over one year, and then post them all to him in one day?'

What's the best site you've signed BD1 up to since his departure?

Quote: Scottidog @ August 9 2009, 8:56 PM BST

'Was Adolf Hitler with Powergen or E.on?'

EDF.

Quote: Scottidog @ August 9 2009, 9:02 PM BST

'If you knew where Blackdahlia lived- would you collect all your pizza leaflets over one year, and then post them all to him in one day?'

:D

I always used to send them off in the 'reply paid' envelopes that came with junk mail.

Quote: Timbo @ August 9 2009, 9:21 PM BST

:D

I always used to send them off in the 'reply paid' envelopes that came with junk mail.

:)

Did you get any pizzas back?...

Who's On Your Ignore List?

Fred....? Huh?

Are you a Mozart or a Salieri? in the writers section. I was going to start that today, but couldn't be arsed.

'Would the human race die out if women could lick their own fannies?'

'If I had a hammer and you hammered it in the morning how long would it take me to come around there and f**king well shove it up your arse?'-thread

'Wine tasting-spit or swallow?'

'Who would make the best lesbian celebrity partners?'

Quote: roscoff @ August 10 2009, 1:29 PM BST

'If I had a hammer and you hammered it in the morning how long would it take me to come around there and f**king well shove it up your arse?'-thread

Laughing out loud

The squelch thread - for posters who live on a flood plain.

Are you an inny or outy?

Bushbaby's anal masterclass thread.

'Would you have a threesome with Siamese twins?...and whose role would be what?'

'If the world was at war, and the streets were being looted, which shop would you loot first and why?'

'Who would you rather play naked 'Twister' with, John Barrowman or Graham Norton?'

'At what point during your first gay sexual experience would you think this feels a little unnatural, and then let out a little yelp?'

'If you are bad at maths, do you have to give 110 percent?'

'Ferne Cotton: undead succubus of the damned who will eventually destroy all human and animal life on planet Earth...or top notch, smiley faced, BBC presenter?'

'Have you ever made love to a Brummie?'

The Rob Rouse Appreciation Thread

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 11 2009, 11:21 AM BST

The Rob Rouse Appreciation Thread

We have a winner, surely? :)

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"The Weather Girls"
"The NSPCC want jokes"
"Newsrevue? Again? Jesus Christ!"
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"Which Limb Would You Have Amuptated?"
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