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Questions you want to ask BCG members. Page 6

Quote: JuliaC @ August 6 2009, 10:51 PM BST

Does that mean Marc is 'the other one'? :O

Yes.

:)

Quote: bigfella @ August 6 2009, 6:18 PM BST

3. Ellie - I feel a little uncomfortable writing this, but...your breasts are often discussed on these boards, how do you feel about that?.... And are they really that impressive?

Hi bigfella,

Thanks for the question.

My boobs used to be quite impressive. I also used to wear low cut tops which showed them off.

I then lost 2.5 stones of weight which made them shrink and become just a normal pair of breasts.

I don't mind people discussing them for this reason now, as they're not that impressive anymore... just something to play with.

Ellie.

Quote: roscoff @ August 6 2009, 6:37 PM BST

Ellie. Would you mind rubbing your breasts up and down my... see it's already not gone well :)

You what? You don't get if you don't ask!

Quote: roscoff @ August 6 2009, 6:53 PM BST

None because they are all in committed relationships...Ellie.

Laughing out loud Never!

Quote: Aaron @ August 6 2009, 7:47 PM BST

A question to zooo: May I rim you?

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: EllieJP @ August 7 2009, 9:31 AM BST

Hi bigfella,

Thanks for the question.

My boobs used to be quite impressive. I also used to wear low cut tops which showed them off.

I then lost 2.5 stones of weight which made them shrink and become just a normal pair of breasts.

I don't mind people discussing them for this reason now, as they're not that impressive anymore... just something to play with.

Ellie.

I think that answers everything.

:)

No one should have the need to raise the subject again.

But one can't help feeling that you just like to wind some of the less "in control" males on the site up....that final phrase will drive Chip wild.

I would like to know how Ben Ricketts keeps his hair so silky soft.

Also why Lee Henman was taking that polaroid when I woke up on his carpet with no clothes on.

Quote: bigfella @ August 7 2009, 9:49 AM BST

But one can't help feeling that you just like to wind some of the less "in control" males on the site up....that final phrase will drive Chip wild.

Never! ;)

Quote: EllieJP @ August 7 2009, 10:11 AM BST

Never! ;)

It is never. I've turned my back on all things "carnal" to concentrate on more wholesome pursuits. Angelic

Yeh they're so skinny these days you need several just to make the pants.

Quote: Griff @ August 7 2009, 10:34 AM BST

There's nothing wholesome about making suits from the skin of murdered teenagers.

:D

Not sure I'd fancy a waistcoat with acne, mind.

Quote: chipolata @ August 7 2009, 10:36 AM BST

:D

Not sure I'd fancy a waistcoat with acne, mind.

(Sings) "Look at my (waist)coat of many colours, it was puss yellow, and black heads, popped-zit blood red, and bum-fluff brown"

Very nice.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 7 2009, 10:41 AM BST

(Sings) "Look at my (waist)coat of many colours, it was puss yellow, and black heads, and popped-zit blood red, and bum-fluff brown"

Sick

Ah, only on the BCG could an innocent thread turn into an Ed Gein tribute!

So... Is anyone on here tall and called Ed and lives in London?
My friend wants to set me up with this person who is a writer, and I'm pretty sure that the narrative construct demands that we already sorta know each other

It's definitely not me.

Nor me... although my name begins with E... maybe it's a sign we're meant to be together AJGO.

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