Quote: dannyjb1 @ 13th November 2013, 1:15 PM GMThalf a mile, or only 2nd Base?
2nd base doesn't count. As Sheldon would say 'It's full coitus or nothing'.
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Quote: lofthouse @ 12th November 2013, 10:01 PM GMTThey don't call me 'the tripod' for nothing
You have a vestigial tail?
Quote: Tursiops @ 13th November 2013, 2:08 PM GMTYou have a vestigial tail?
Did you watch the last episode of Ripper Street and immediately Google that too? Or just a coincidence?
Quote: Tursiops @ 13th November 2013, 2:08 PM GMTYou have a vestigial tail?
No, no
Sorry , you've misunderstood me
I apologise
No, what I was getting it , is that I have a very large penis
Glad we got that cleared up
and when the gavvers catch you they'll give you a clip around the year and make you give it back to the natural history museum
Quote: sootyj @ 13th November 2013, 6:37 PM GMTand when the gavvers catch you they'll give you a clip around the year and make you give it back to the natural history museum
Well worth a . .
Quote: sootyj @ 13th November 2013, 6:37 PM GMTand when the gavvers catch you they'll give you a clip around the year and make you give it back to the natural history museum
Well Sootyj, I enjoyed a moment at 30,000 ft only a few weeks ago? pity it did'nt work for you..... Cabin Pressure?
Dellas by not using the quote function I have to assume your mid air pleasure comment refers to my last comment.
Which was about Lofty having a giant mumified penis.
I hope you cleaned it before you returned it.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ 13th November 2013, 1:15 PM GMThalf a mile, or only 2nd Base?
Well... Now that would be telling.
It got a bit steamy under the scratchy blankets though...
Quote: sootyj @ 11th November 2013, 1:25 PM GMTDellas is so ancient she was in the 50 fathoms below club on the Titanic.
OK pedantic one! this was to me!.... never tried the 'Mile below club'?...
Quote: dellas @ 16th November 2013, 3:52 PM GMTOK pedantic one! this was to me!.... never tried the 'Mile below club'?...
I'd be happy just gaining entry to any club...
Why are baboons bottoms so red?
So you can f**k em in the dark
Is that why your arse is so red too?