Quote: sootyj @ September 3 2013, 1:17 PM BSTUm Roscoff are you still banned from that swimming pool?
Which one? However I have still been able to take part in the synchronised swimming display whilst handcuffed to my parole officer.
Questions you want to ask BCG members. Page 37
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ September 3 2013, 2:18 PM BSTCouldn't agree more...plus: it was boring the pants off me.
Does that chat up line...?
Quote: Shandonbelle @ September 3 2013, 2:34 PM BSTDoes that chat up line...?
Can I give you a very boring answer?
You've heard of Murphy's Law. What is Coles Law?
Shredded cabbage, carrot & mayo
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badumtish!
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 5 2013, 2:19 PM BSTShredded cabbage, carrot & mayo
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It's like you set 'em up and he knocks 'em down!
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 5 2013, 2:19 PM BSTShredded cabbage, carrot & mayo
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Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 5 2013, 2:19 PM BSTShredded cabbage, carrot & mayo
Isn't this the new ITV comedy?
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 5 2013, 2:19 PM BSTShredded cabbage, carrot & mayo
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Steve's on fire.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 5 2013, 2:19 PM BSTShredded cabbage, carrot & mayo
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I can't let it pass . .
Actually, that's reminded me of a Top Tip in Viz a few years ago . .
'Never run out of coleslaw again. When you're getting low simply add shredded cabbage, carrot & mayo as required to ensure a constant supply.'
I'd like to ask Bigfella what exactly his job is? I've heard mentions of motivational speaker, Henry VIII lookalike, heir hunting, antique shops and I remember him trying to start some group on Facebook for selling shoes. So, c'mon Bigfella, what do you actually do?!
Quote: Ben @ September 12 2013, 10:36 PM BSTI'd like to ask Bigfella what exactly his job is? I've heard mentions of motivational speaker, Henry VIII lookalike, heir hunting, antique shops and I remember him trying to start some group on Facebook for selling shoes. So, c'mon Bigfella, what do you actually do?!
Simples, he motivates Henry VIII lookalikes on Facebook into buying the right pair of antique hunting boots they can bequeath to their heirs once they've popped their clogs.
Someone has to do it.