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Questions you want to ask BCG members. Page 29

Quote: zooo @ June 28 2013, 10:27 AM BST

Yes thanks. I got new boots and cake. Cakecakecake.

Ooooh congratulations.

Did your kitteh get you a gift?

Quote: Tim Azure @ June 28 2013, 10:32 AM BST

L.E., why don't you travel north of Coventry? Do you have trouble with the junctions around Coventry?

I don't like the North of England.

I've been forced to go there a couple of times against my will (for work) and it's like travelling back in time 30 years.

Quote: L.E. @ June 28 2013, 10:36 AM BST

Ooooh congratulations.

Did your kitteh get you a gift?

He must have known it was my birthday as he managed to go 24 hours without killing anything or throwing up on my carpet.
*kitty paw high five*

That's why cats are so special.

Quote: Tim Azure @ June 28 2013, 10:32 AM BST

L.E., why don't you travel north of Coventry? Do you have trouble with the junctions around Coventry?

Knowing LE as well as I don't, I would suggest that this is an innuendo term meaning that she doesn't kiss on the mouth.

:D

Quote: Rob H @ June 28 2013, 11:08 AM BST

Knowing LE as well as I don't, I would suggest that this is an innuendo term meaning that she doesn't kiss on the mouth.

Not when money is involved.

I'd like to ask Steve Sunshine why he
writes in short sentences on here.
Everyone else writes the long sentences which take up almost the length of the reply box. Answer, Sunshine.

Quote: zooo @ June 28 2013, 10:40 AM BST

He must have known it was my birthday as he managed to go 24 hours without killing anything or throwing up on my carpet.
*kitty paw high five*

Happy Birthday Zooo.

And well done to Zooo's kitty. Mine brought me a dead frog for my birthday. :(

He was really happy and proud, ran upstairs with it, jumped on my bed and dropped the frog on my duvet. Pretty grim.

But it's the thought that counts.

Edit: see it was actually your birthday ages ago...so happy birthday for ages ago!

I've wondered about that myself.
I think it's because I try to write like I'm chatting.. Woah Sunshine long sentence abort abort.
Either that or I have no concept of.
Grammar!

It's nice to get an answer.
Thanks.

You're welcome Ben.
I just hope that Marc P doesn't report me to Aaron for using Grammar as a sentence.

Quote: Jennie @ August 1 2013, 10:50 PM BST

Happy Birthday Zooo.

And well done to Zooo's kitty. Mine brought me a dead frog for my birthday. :(

He was really happy and proud, ran upstairs with it, jumped on my bed and dropped the frog on my duvet. Pretty grim.

But it's the thought that counts.

Edit: see it was actually your birthday ages ago...so happy birthday for ages ago!

Hehe, thanks!!

Quote: Lee @ June 28 2013, 10:18 AM BST

I currently do not and yes, you may ask me out ;)

This I find surprising.

How can a man covered in hash burns, whose daily energy expenditure is lower than the evaporation of water from a tramp's hat possibly manage to feed and clothe himself?

Godot why are you so angry all the time?

Quote: Godot Taxis @ August 2 2013, 9:07 AM BST

This I find surprising.

How can a man covered in hash burns, whose daily energy expenditure is lower than the evaporation of water from a tramp's hat possibly manage to feed and clothe himself?

Well, my answer has now changed. Sorry Godot, you had your chance.

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