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Questions you want to ask BCG members.

I've been here a while now.

There are a number of questions I would like to ask certain BCG members but feel it would be rude to PM and ask. Do doubt others feel the same. Hence here is the thread to ask other BCG members the questions you always wanted answered.

Here are some to start off.

1. Chip - what is your job and are there any positions available? Not only do you spend all day every day on here but also seem to see a range of interesting ladies to dribble over.

2. Morrace - Come on, who are you really?

3. Ellie - I feel a little uncomfortable writing this, but...your breasts are often discussed on these boards, how do you feel about that?.... And are they really that impressive?

4. MarcP - If I sell my book do I also have to dress like that?

5. Leevil - What is the best sarnie filling you have ever had?

We've already had this thread hun! It also ended badly!

Quote: bigfella @ August 6 2009, 6:18 PM BST

5. Leevil - What is the best sarnie filling you have ever had?

To be honest, I'm not really the connoisseur of sandwiches, I'm perceived to be. My range now-a-days ranges from a cheese sandwich to a crisp sandwich (and when I'm feeling crazy, I combine the two :O).

The best sandwich I remember having was made buy my Auntie, when I was a kid. She actually owned a sandwich stall on a market. It was a beef sandwich and it was mind-blowing. I was only about 7 years old and I can still taste it now. Plus, it was free! :D

Ellie. Would you mind rubbing your breasts up and down my... see it's already not gone well :)

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 6 2009, 6:19 PM BST

We've already had this thread hun! It also ended badly!

Have we? I can't rememberrr.
I am quite liking this thread so far. :)

I have looaaaaads of questions for chip. Most of us don't even know his first name!
But he won't answer them. :(

Maybe this.

If you took Zoo, Dolly Dagger and EllieJP each out on a separate date who would be the first to put out?

OH SHIT!

Close thread, close thread-shut it down..shut it down..

ERR! ERR! ERR! ERR! (Alarm noise)

:$

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 6 2009, 6:19 PM BST

We've already had this thread hun! It also ended badly!

Link please, Glamourous Moderator at Large.

Quote: Scottidog @ August 6 2009, 6:47 PM BST

Maybe this.

If you took Zoo, Dolly Dagger and EllieJP each out on a separate date who would be the first to put out?

None because they are all in committed relationships...Ellie.

Quote: roscoff @ August 6 2009, 6:53 PM BST

None because they are all in committed relationships...Ellie.

Me too- So it'll have to be round theirs...

:)

Quote: roscoff @ August 6 2009, 6:53 PM BST

None because they are all in committed relationships...Ellie.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ August 6 2009, 6:39 PM BST

Have we? I can't rememberrr.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/10033

I'm not really that worried. It was just in case!

Hopefully this version turns out nicer :)

Zooo - Do you cook Gingerbread men?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 6 2009, 7:22 PM BST

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/10033

I'm not really that worried. It was just in case!

Hopefully this version turns out nicer :)

Ah yes!
From the olden days. I remember now. Quite funny on a re-read.

Quote: Morrace @ August 6 2009, 6:47 PM BST

Link please, Glamourous Moderator at Large.

I notice you avoided the question :)

Quote: Gavin @ August 6 2009, 7:23 PM BST

Zooo - Do you cook Gingerbread men?

No. :(

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