Quote: blackdahlia1 @ August 6 2009, 8:53 PM BSTI'm shocked
I could chew you up and spit you out without breaking sweat if that's the best you can come up with
No contest!
You asked for the definition biatch, now quiet down your blow hole adults are talking
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ August 6 2009, 8:53 PM BSTI'm shocked
I could chew you up and spit you out without breaking sweat if that's the best you can come up with
No contest!
Come on, admit it. You're a 14-year-old fat kid with a pimply face, a computer your parents bought you for Christmas and a calloused right palm from whacking it to your mother's lingerie catalogs.
Quote: DaButt @ August 6 2009, 10:01 PM BSTCome on, admit it. You're a 14-year-old fat kid with a pimply face, a computer your parents bought you for Christmas and a calloused right palm from whacking it to your mother's lingerie catalogs.
That sounds like a good title for a new thread.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 6 2009, 7:51 PM BSTYou're not (fun).
That not nice.
Well!? Can't I be nice without abuse?!
Quote: Morrace @ August 6 2009, 2:09 PM BSTThis frayed thread (like all other Blackdahlia1 threads) is interpolated into a conceptual narrative that smacks of, "Look at me - look at meeee!" We have a choice with Blackdahlia1's threads - either treat them with contempt or some kind of disinfectant. These puerile threads are intrinsically linked to adolescent self-hatred, which in Blackdahlia1's case is understandable. Are Blackdahalia1's incessant ramblings supposed to convince us that the only way to expand one's mind is with drugs—or even chocolate covered cheese dips? I don't think so.
If one examines Blackdahlia1's threads, one is faced with a choice: either accept accidental anti-semanticism, or conclude that Blackdahlia1 is neurologically challenged - I suspect the latter. The late, learned, Butalor Zante, when asked to describe the flaws and and unoriginality of compulsive thread-posters, said "They are total shit". Therefore we conclude that Blackdahlia1's threads are contextualised into a post-cultural neo-literary theory, which exclude truth but at the same time include that which is protected by multi-scrota – total bollocks.
Blackdahlia1 (without realising) coins polysyllabic neologisms in an attempt to make his pathetic, grammar-starved threads sound like they're actually important. In fact, his treatises are filled with nonsense and more often than not, topped with a rancid faecal-flavoured cherry. Blackdahalia1 is totally besotted with the BCG. He loves to hate it and hates to love it. It's a shame that we are publically seeing the mental instability of Blackdahlia1. He is a bear of very little brain, and long words bother him. Blackdahlia1 obviously needs psychiatric help. His parents probably didn't (or don't) give him enough attention. There again, he could have received regular thrashings from his parents, which in Blackdahlia1's case, is no bad thing. His multiple threads are clearly a cry for help.
Please heed Blackdahlia1's cries, fellow BCGers - and throw him a lead-filled lifebelt.
Fahbulous post.
I've registered here to apologize to you all.
Blackdahlia is one of ours. He went missing a while ago and returned to the fold rather thrilled that he'd found a whole new forum to irritate.
When he informed us that you all adored him we knew you'd had a frightful time.
His posts and threads here are hardly original, we've seen them all before.
On a happier note we've decided to have a ritual torching and as Blackdahlia adores being the centre of attention we're making him the main event. After some discussion it has been decided to drop him from a great height into a burning pit. We deserve the treat.
You're all welcome to watch. For those who are unable to attend there will be video footage available with very high quality audio. The screams are what will make it special.
Don't show him any leniency, he doesn't understand kindness.
Thanks for the apology. 
Glad you've come to get him. We took him in, in good faith, after finding him wandering lost and confused around the internet. Then the problems started. Unfortunately he wasn't wearing a name tag so we didn't know whom his rightful owner was.
Where does he belong, out of interest?
Showbiz Spy.
No-one else will have him. I ban him on a regular basis.
Quote: tropfatigue @ August 7 2009, 1:44 AM BSTI ban him on a regular basis.
Not particularly effectively though?
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 7 2009, 1:36 AM BSTWhere does he belong, out of interest?
http://forum.showbizspy.com/member.php?u=1363 - I see Morrace's pic.
Quote: JuliaC @ August 7 2009, 1:47 AM BSTNot particularly effectively though?
No.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 1:47 AM BSThttp://forum.showbizspy.com/member.php?u=1363 - I see Morrace's pic.
It amused us. I set it as his avatar. If there are copyright issues I'm happy to drop Blackdahlia in it
Just had a look at a few of his threads/posts over your way. Jesus!
I'll think of Showbiz Spy fondly from now on, you poor bastards.
The question remains: are all the women on Showbiz Spy clamoring for a piece of BD, panties around their ankles and squirming in anticipation?
Quote: tropfatigue @ August 7 2009, 1:52 AM BSTIt amused us. I set it as his avatar. If there are copyright issues I'm happy to drop Blackdahlia in it
Don't know about the pic, it isn't mine.
So, this is what we can look forward to.
Including such 'classic' threads as...
"Admit it girls,you'd love to share my toilet seat"
"I'm banned from my new forum now." - Interesting reading, especially the last post of the thread.
"ARE CHICKENS THE MOST PERSECUTED ANIMAL ON GODS EARTH "
"A LIST OF TOTALLY USELESS THINGS" - I believe this contains links to his threads.
Can't wait...
Quote: DaButt @ August 7 2009, 2:06 AM BSTThe question remains: are all the women on Showbiz Spy clamoring for a piece of BD, panties around their ankles and squirming in anticipation?
Hello. I am also a member of SBS...
Yes, they are, then he wakes up and life is back to normal for BD.
Sorry, didn't mean to invade your board, just found it all very amusing
