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This is a new low for the BCG... Page 2

Quote: chipolata @ August 6 2009, 1:49 PM BST

Apparently Posh Spice has Maddy. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1204605/Now-Madeleine-hunt-moves-Down-Under.html

I know, crazy.

Apparently she has always wanted a girl though.

Quote: Scottidog @ August 6 2009, 1:44 PM BST

Like the time I was going through my depressive stage about a year ago, and I would just walk around all day looking for c**ts who drove dirty white vans, and when I could get close. I would write on the back of the dirty van
'I've got Maddy'...and watch them drive off.

That is actually quite brilliant.

Or it would be if everyone didn't know that her mother killed her.

Quote: Aaron @ August 6 2009, 2:03 PM BST

That is actually quite brilliant.

Or it would be if everyone didn't know that her mother killed her.

What is your problem with the mother? And why must it be her? Why couldn't the dad have done her in?

Quote: Aaron @ August 6 2009, 2:03 PM BST

That is actually quite brilliant.

Or it would be if everyone didn't know that her mother killed her.

Laughing out loud

Well it is debatable.

Either...her or the dad.

Quote: Scottidog @ August 6 2009, 1:44 PM BST

It has hit a low...

Like the time I was going through my depressive stage about a year ago, and I would just walk around all day looking for c**ts who drove dirty white vans, and when I could get close. I would write on the back of the dirty van
'I've got Maddy'...and watch them drive off.

Now that truly is genius.

Quote: sootyj @ August 6 2009, 2:08 PM BST

Now that truly is genius.

It is one of those gags that goes either way really.

It didn't go down well at my niece's 2nd birthday party. All those mums faces...

:O

Tough crowd.

Quote: chipolata @ August 6 2009, 2:05 PM BST

What is your problem with the mother? And why must it be her? Why couldn't the dad have done her in?

I can tell. She's the weepy, devious-looking one. And the one who was going and checking on the kids at the crucial points.

Quote: Aaron @ August 6 2009, 2:13 PM BST

I can tell. She's the weepy, devious-looking one. And the one who was going and checking on the kids at the crucial points.

If it was me, I wouldn't have even let them sleep whilst I was away eating.

I would have just let them play by the pool...

With tasers.

Quote: Aaron @ August 6 2009, 2:13 PM BST

I can tell. She's the weepy, devious-looking one. And the one who was going and checking on the kids at the crucial points.

Well, you've convinced me with your powerful logic.

Quote: Aaron @ August 6 2009, 2:13 PM BST

I can tell. She's the weepy, devious-looking one. And the one who was going and checking on the kids at the crucial points.

Wasn't it the dad and a male friend who were checking? And the usual criticism of her was that she wasn't weepy enough? So are you being ironic?

Quote: Aaron @ August 6 2009, 2:13 PM BST

I can tell. She's the weepy, devious-looking one. And the one who was going and checking on the kids at the crucial points.

Too much science for me I just like a casual opinion traded as fact based on (sucks finger and lifts into air) .......

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 6 2009, 2:19 PM BST

Wasn't it the dad and a male friend who were checking? And the usual criticism of her was that she wasn't weepy enough? So are you being ironic?

She was actually told by the police not to be seen as upset or crying in public, as the police believed whoever had taken her could watch the news and get off on it.

True, I watched the documentary. Not sure witch one:

Maddie: Im Mad, where are you!

Maddie: Where are you hiding?

Maddie: Who's that at the door? oh, it's just the pizza delivery boy.

Maddie: Returns- in pieces?

:O

Anyone else find Kate McCann attractive?

If I ever met her in real life, I'd say 'Don't cry honey, I know you've lost one kid, but I'd be more then happy to whack another one up you.' With a surefire line like that, it would be only moments before we in bed together doing all sorts of nasty business.

If I got her pregnant, I'd make her have an abortion and as she left for the clinic, I'd say 'Bloody hell Kate, that's two you've killed now. You can't get enough of that zany baby murdering, you crazy minx.'

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 6 2009, 2:27 PM BST

Anyone else find Kate McCann attractive?

She is quite a yummy mummy. Although I'm perplexed by the hostility she seems to generate. A lot of it seems to me misogyny pure and simple.

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