This is a new low for the BCG...

I feel that it's my duty to post this.

While the cat's away, the mice will play - with themselves.
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Quote: Tim Walker @ August 6 2009, 1:03 AM BST

I've passed Dolly and Bussell. That's got to be worth at least a handjob or something?

It certainly is, Tim.

*unzips fly*

Why thank you, Mr Walker.

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Quote: Leevil @ August 6 2009, 2:01 AM BST

Doctor! Doctor! There's a man masturbating.

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Quote: Badge @ August 6 2009, 2:03 AM BST

Man! There's a doctor masturbating!

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Quote: Tim Walker @ August 6 2009, 2:10 AM BST

*does up zip*

Where? Where? How dare they!

*shakes fist*

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Quote: Leevil @ August 6 2009, 2:11 AM BST

No, don't stop now! I was nearly finished

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Quote: Tim Walker @ August 6 2009, 2:13 AM BST

*shakes fist faster*

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Quote: Leevil @ August 6 2009, 2:14 AM BST

Oh, yeah!

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Quote: Tim Walker @ August 6 2009, 2:15 AM BST

Will it be over quicker if I take off my Marigold glove?

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Quote: Leevil @ August 6 2009, 2:18 AM BST

*sniffs Tim's Marigold*

No.

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Quote: Tim Walker @ August 6 2009, 2:22 AM BST

*starts to feel hand going numb*

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Quote: Leevil @ August 6 2009, 2:24 AM BST

That's when it gets good! Feels like someone else has took over.

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Quote: Tim Walker @ August 6 2009, 2:29 AM BST

*changes hands out of spite*

*looks at watch - can't*

*wipes watch clean on shirt*

*looks at watch*

Hurry up! There's others waiting you know!

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Quote: Leevil @ August 6 2009, 2:31 AM BST

Annnnnnnd, just cum!

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Quote: Tim Walker @ August 6 2009, 2:35 AM BST

*shudders*

*shakes jism off fingers*

God...

This is not just a new personal low...

This is a new low for the BCG...

Simulating a handjob on another man on a online forum in the middle of the night.

What's going on in my life?!

*puts head in hands*

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Quote: Leevil @ August 6 2009, 2:35 AM BST

I enjoyed it.

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Quote: Tim Walker @ August 6 2009, 2:37 AM BST

*shakes head endlessly like a psychologically damaged caged zoo animal*

The only saving grace is that it happened in the 'Site Help & Feedback' section. Not many f**kers come nosing round here.

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Quote: Badge @ August 6 2009, 2:43 AM BST

*considers quoting series of posts so they won't be deleted*

*realises this will confirm I have been watching all along*

*goes for a lie down*

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Quote: Tim Walker @ August 6 2009, 2:45 AM BST

I knew Leevil was looking at someone in the shadows, out the corner of his eye!

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Discuss - not necessarily with disgust.

Quote: Morrace @ August 6 2009, 3:37 AM BST

Discuss...

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You spelled "disgust" wrong.

Hmmm...., Walker.

*swaps 'L' for 'N'*

Ooops, sorry!

*swaps back*

This thread is very confusing.

Morrance, what are you going on about? Are you trying to get someone banned for a f**ked up thread? - yes Walker / Leevil - they have a list for people like you!

You want a vote on it or something? Because I think you have mistaken this forum for a democracy...

*unzips flies for Aaron*

I thought it was funny. What's the problem?

In Wales that's a romantic encounter. Less the candles of course.

Why's my name associated with this filth?

Heh. Made me giggle. *unzips fly*

That's rather funny, but I suspect Morrace works for the CIA faking evidence.

I seem to remember playing with Tim's balls at one point, or at least I thought about it?

Quote: Leevil @ August 6 2009, 12:46 PM BST

I seem to remember playing with Tim's balls at one point

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The technical term is cupping.

Quote: chipolata @ August 6 2009, 12:48 PM BST

The technical term is cupping.

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Wait a second, that's what my grandad meant when he talked about playing cup and ball as a kid?

So Tim and Leevil pretend to manually pleasure each other on the BCG? That's not a new low, that's business as usual.

A new low would have been if I'd said Baby P. in the 'Who do you want to punch?' thread. I didn't because I'm nice and sweet and care about the environment.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 6 2009, 1:32 PM BST

So Tim and Leevil pretend to manually pleasure each other on the BCG? That's not a new low, that's business as usual.

A new low would have been if I'd said Baby P. in the 'Who do you want to punch?' thread. I didn't because I'm nice and sweet and care about the environment.

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It has hit a low...

Like the time I was going through my depressive stage about a year ago, and I would just walk around all day looking for c**ts who drove dirty white vans, and when I could get close. I would write on the back of the dirty van
'I've got Maddy'...and watch them drive off.

Quote: Scottidog @ August 6 2009, 1:44 PM BST

It has hit a low...

Like the time I was going through my depressive stage about a year ago, and I would just walk around all day looking for c**ts who drove dirty white vans, and when I could get close. I would write on the back of the dirty van
'I've got Maddy'...and watch them drive off.

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Apparently Posh Spice has Maddy. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1204605/Now-Madeleine-hunt-moves-Down-Under.html