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Some of those are ace.
I've never sent/received anything embarrassing. 
Nor Me...Not on this phone any way.
I recently received (what was presumably not intended for me) an odd text to my phone, from a number I don't recognise, just saying...
'I'm so sorry. I like Brie. I just really like Brie. I really, really like Brie. What more can I say? I REALLY like Brie!'
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 3 2009, 12:18 PM BSTI recently received (what was presumably not intended for me) an odd text to my phone, from a number I don't recognise, just saying...
'I'm so sorry. I like Brie. I just really like Brie. I really, really like Brie. What more can I say? I REALLY like Brie!'
Did you never feel like texting back?
"Brie said thanks. At least I think it was thanks, it's hard to hear whats shes saying with my cock in her mouth"
Unless it was the cheese. Mmmmm. I will ponder upon this further.
To the Ponder dome!!!
Texting back might have solved the mystery as to what it was about. And sometimes it's nicer just to imagine what prompted a text such as that.
I once know a girl who did a classic "you're dumped" text mix-up. She was seeing a bloke behind her boyfriend's back, but decided she "loved" her boyfriend really and was feeling really guilty. So she texted the bloke she was having an affair with to tell him that she loved her boyfriend and couldn't see him anymore, that it was "just a physical thing" with him. Of course, she accidentally sent this text to her boyfriend. She ended-up (some would say quite rightly) with no blokes.
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 3 2009, 12:27 PM BSTOf course, she accidentally sent this text to her boyfriend. She ended-up (some would say quite rightly) with no blokes.
Marvelous! Nice happy ending for a change. Score one for Karma 
Indeed. (Oh, did I mention that I was the boyfriend?)
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 3 2009, 12:30 PM BSTIndeed. (Oh, did I mention that I was the boyfriend?)
You didn't but that surely fills you with a warm fuzzy feeling knowing the two timing cow ended up with no one?
To be honest, it wasn't me. 
However I knew the boyfriend pretty well and although part of me was really sad that he'd had his heart broken, another was just pleased he realised just what a cold, selfish cow she was.
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 3 2009, 12:38 PM BSTTo be honest, it wasn't me.
However I knew the boyfriend pretty well and although part of me was really sad that he'd had his heart broken, another was just pleased he realised just what a cold, selfish cow she was.
Meh Hearts can be fixed. Atleast he got rid of her 
some times the parasites work their way back in and that's really awkward.
"There is a woman on the train with blantant oral herpes. Reckon I should ask her for a blow job?".
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 3 2009, 12:27 PM BSTTexting back might have solved the mystery as to what it was about. And sometimes it's nicer just to imagine what prompted a text such as that.
I once know a girl who did a classic "you're dumped" text mix-up. She was seeing a bloke behind her boyfriend's back, but decided she "loved" her boyfriend really and was feeling really guilty. So she texted the bloke she was having an affair with to tell him that she loved her boyfriend and couldn't see him anymore, that it was "just a physical thing" with him. Of course, she accidentally sent this text to her boyfriend. She ended-up (some would say quite rightly) with no blokes.
I've never sent a text to the wrong person badmouthing them but I have RECIEVED a text I wasn't supposed to get. 
I talked about it before... https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/10913/7
Just perused this; not terribly funny. Most recent stuff lame, the slightly better stuff being under "best": http://textsfromlastnight.com/Texts-From-Best-Nights-Today.html
Such as:
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
and:
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I love this site. Some of them are a bit rubbish but it's worth it for the hilarious ones.
I got one by mistake years ago from my then 15 year old daughter. Her best friend was called Davina and as I found out was listed on her phone as Dav......... right next to Dad.
It was full of expletives and said something on the lines of - Dav, if you see my dad around town, don't tell him I am f**king wasted in the Kings Arms. The old bastard will f**king kill me if he finds out.
Ten minutes later, enter father in the Kings Arms